Fanfic Masterlist (my fics)
Masterlist for my fic has moved to AO3. All fic posted in 2012 and later will be on there only. Abandoned HP fic still only on LJ, please see list below for those fics.
Below is a list of all my fanfiction to date. I've organised it chiefly by fandom and length in chronological order. If you prefer searching by tags (e.g. by pairing), check out this tag on my Delicious account. All stories are completed except three that are marked ABANDONED (These are old WIPs I started when still writing Harry Potter. Chances that I'll pick any of them up again are slim to none, unfortunately.)
♥ marks personal favourites. Hope you enjoy. :)
CURRENT WORD COUNT: 550,840
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BANDOM FANFICTION
SERIES/'VERSES
CSI AU (in order of when things play out in the overall story)
♥ A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square Brendon/Ryan (Spencer/Ryan, Spencer/Jon, Brendon/Shane and a hint of Pete/Patrick) | PG-13/R | chaptered (3) | 30 000 words
Brendon Urie has had a hopeless crush on Ryan Ross since the mortifying moment when he introduced himself at a national forensic conference by tripping in the aisle next to where Ryan was sitting and getting coffee all over his shirt, so when Ryan offers him a job at the Las Vegas lab, Brendon jumps at the opportunity. When he arrives in Vegas, however, things are a bit more complicated than he'd hoped.
For bandombigbang 2010.
♥ Nightingale (And Not the Lark) Pete/Patrick | NC-17 | chaptered (7) | 35,500 words
CSI AU. Ryan Ross's CSI team joins up with Detective Pete Wentz to investigate a string of unusual murders.
For bandombigbang 2009
Assassins!verse
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Brendon/Spencer | PG-13/R | one-shot | 6800 words
Kill Bill meets Pulp Fiction meets about a 1/10 or so of John Grisham’s The Firm. Spencer is a hit man, working for the Deadly Cobras. A certain Brendon Urie keeps getting in his way.
For moku_youbi in the Crazy Elf Wish Exchange.
Up And Away Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Z, Pete/Patrick | G | one-shot | 3600 words
Four years after he last heard from Spencer, Ryan and his family are on vacation in Mexico. A short guy with lots of tattoos shows up and wants to show him something.
Independent sequel to Bang Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down.
Includes domestic happiness, small children and bonfires on the beach. Might cause diabetes.
The Tom Waits BFF Comment!fic Series
A Fence We Can Climb Gen (or Brendon/Ryan if you prefer) | PG | one-shot | 1050 words
Ryan needs a favour from Brendon. A pretty big one.
Sing Me A Rainbow (Steal Me A Dream) Gen (or Spencer/Ryan/(Brendon) if you prefer) | PG | one-shot | 1180 words
BFF love. When Ryan and Keltie break up, Spencer should really have seen it coming.
Crossroads 'verse
The Only Difference Between Love And Friendship Is Press Coverage Brendon/Ryan (Ryan/Keltie) | PG-13 | one-shot | 2400 words
Fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.
♥ Crossroads Brendon/Ryan (Ryan/Keltie, Spencer/Haley, Jon/Cassie, Pete/Patrick, Pete/Ashlee) | NC-17 overall | chaptered (5-10, 24 in total) | 8000-22000 words (ca 40000 in total)
Ryan Ross is getting married, y/n? (aka the choose-your-own-adventure fic)
Seven ficlets for Valentine's Day 2009
♥ Part I - Spencer/Jon PG | one-shot | 1020 words
Starbucks AU with pining and cupcakes.
Part II - Brendon/Ryan NC-17 | one-shot | 1280 words
Established relationship. Morning sex with toys.
Part III - Ryan/Spencer G | one-shot | 1110 words
Baby!Spyro with power rangers.
Part IV - Ryan/Jon PG-13 | one-shot | 1030 words
Beer, pizza and cuddles on the couch.
♥ Part V - Brendon/Spencer R | one-shot | 850 words
Teen boyfriends in LOVE.
Part VI - Brendon/Jon PG-13 | one-shot | 1080 words
High school AU. Band geeks with weed.
Part VII - GSF PG-13 | one-shot | 1000 words
Panic-as-cleaning-appliances AU.
STAND-ALONES, LONG (>5000 WORDS)
Teenage Dream Brendon/Ryan/Spencer | NC-17 | one-shot (2) | 15 900 words
Summary: In which Brendon goes after what he wants, Ryan is overwhelmed, Spencer hates his life until he doesn’t, boys are stupid and there are many thousand words of porn.
Warnings: None. (Cheating, possibly? If having sex with someone in your kinky threesome before officially becoming a kinky threesome qualifies as that?)
For bandomstuffsit 2010
Time To Dance Brendon/Spencer (Spencer/Ryan, background Z/Tennessee (possible/pre-Z/Tennessee/Ryan), Gabe/William, Ryan/Gabe and Pete/Ashlee. Ensemble piece.) | NC-17 | one-shot (3) | 27 600 words
Summary: A So You Think You Can Dance AU.
Right in Front of Me Jon/Spencer | NC-17 | one-shot (posted in two parts) | 11,200 words
Jon has an unfortunate crush on Brendon. Spencer does as well. Then Brendon and Ryan get together, and Jon and Spencer turn to each other to try and learn how to deal with that.
♥ The Winner Takes It All Everything and its grandma (Ryden heavy. Joncer, Peterick, Butcher/Siska, Tom/Bill, Gabe/Ryland, Pete/Mikey Way, Gerard/Frank, Gabe and Bill/everybody. Most of them are just for show, though.) | PG-13 | one-shot | 5200 words
It's Decaydance Stage-Gay Chicken. Let's play.
STAND-ALONES, SHORT (<5000 WORDS)
College AU ficlet Jon/Ryan | PG | one-shot | 380 words
Bandslash saves the world one baby seal at the time.
For Crazy Elf 2010
No Place Like Home Brendon/Ryan | PG | one-shot | 360 words
First night in a new place.
For Crazy Elf 2010
Sugarcane (In the Easy Morning) (co-write with salire) Gen | PG | one-shot | 1645 words
Cuddles and cookies and sugary fluff with a sprinkle of snowflakes on top.
For Crazy Elf 2010
Three Little Birds Brendon/Ryan (kind of gen) | G | one-shot | 700 words
Brendon visits him in rehab. He's the only one who does.
Post-split and Ryan's Twitter coke pics
♥ A Little Less Sixteen Candles Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 3900 words
"To be honest, I kind of just want him to pound me."
Pre-split, drifting apart period
A Perfect Proposal Brendon/Ryan | PG-13 | one-shot | 1830 words
Brendon and Ryan get engaged. It kind of happens by accident.
Companion piece to behindthec's fic Back to the Place (aka PCCF)
With a Little Help From My Friends GSF | PG-13 | one-shot | 730 words
Ryan loves his band.
Joy to the World Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 2200 words
Ryan and Brendon domestic and in love on Christmas Eve.
Give Me a Sign Brendon/Ryan | PG-13 | one-shot | 900 words
Sign language. Ryan Ross doing sign language. With those hands. In front of Brendon.
♥ Fever Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 1800 words
Brendon is sick. Ryan makes him feel better.
♥ There's a Good Reason the Victorians Were Fucked Up, Honey, You Just Haven't Realised It Yet Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 4700 words
Seven years is a long time to wait. Especially when the pressure just keeps building.
A Whole New World Brendon/Ryan (GSF) | PG-13 | one-shot | 2100 words
Ryan decides to open Brendon's eyes to the fact that the big love duet in Aladdin is really a dirty sex song.
Warning: Do not read if you love Aladdin as much as Brendon Urie.
♥ Re-enactment Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 4800 words
Brendon should not believe everything he reads on the Internet. Especially when Pete Wentz sends him links to sexy fanfiction starring him and Ryan, and Brendon finds that he kind of wants to try it out.
PORN WITHOUT (MUCH) PLOT
Baby, It's Cold Outside GSF | NC-17 | one-shot | 1260 words
Boys in saunas. Once upon a time in a snowy country far away.
For Crazy Elf 2010
You Spin Me (Round And Round) Brendon/Spencer | NC-17 | one-shot | 1240 words
Party games = sex ed, y/y?
For Crazy Elf 2010
A Love So Sweet Brendon/Spencer | NC-17 | one-shot |1670 words
Sexy baking. And maybe a food fight. (wet and messy + food)
For kink-bingo 2010
BFF (With Benefits) Spencer/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 1000 words
Baby!Spyro barebacking shenanigans in Spencer's bedroom. \o/!
For kink-bingo 2009
Happy Halloween Brendon/Spencer | NC-17 | one-shot | 3090 words
Brendon likes to play dress up. Spencer likes it when he does. (crossdressing-lingerie, crossdressing-outfits, manhandling)
For kink-bingo 2009
Tie Me Up Spencer/Patrick | light R | one-shot | 870 words
Basically, he wants to be tied down. Ryan would probably laugh in his face for how painfully unoriginal the idea is. (bondage-wrist restraints)
For kink-bingo 2009
♥ Because I Love Your Face GSF (Brendon/Spencer) | NC-17 | one-shot | 960 words
Spencer can't get enough of Brendon's pretty face. And some bonus four-way porn.
For kink-bingo 2009 (Lots of bonus kinks in this one. I'm hoping to turn this into a four-way mirror with a kink for each character. We'll see how it turns out.)
Can We Fast-Forward To Go Down On Me? Brendon/Ryan | NC-17 | one-shot | 2020 words
Brendon and Ryan getting it on in a supply closet. Deep-throating with bonus hair-pulling.
For kink-bingo 2009
Overexposed GSF | NC-17 | one-shot | 5100 words
Jon wants to take some pictures. Of... contrast. And stuff.
For kink-bingo 2009
Aphrodisiacs GSF | NC-17 | one-shot | 1035 words
Brendon is a pleasure junkie. Spencer has a really good birthday present planned.
For kink-bingo 2009
Sensory Deprivation GSF | NC-17 | one-shot | 1350 words
Ryan likes to just feel things.
For kink-bingo 2009
The Inner Dynamics of An Indie Rockband GSF | NC-17 | one-shot | 2050 words
No plot, just porn. With Spencer calling the shots. Because he's hot when he does that.
Persuasion OR How Bill Beckett Was Blindfolded, Bound And Banged By the Little Mermaid Ryan Ross/Mikey Way/William Beckett/Groupie | NC-17 | 2000 words
Bill and Mikey have a small project on their hands and need Ryan's help with some light camera work.
(Potential) Warning: Read title. This is kinky foursome sex with cameras and groupies. Awesome!
Here Comes the Sun (All Was Golden In the Sky) Jon/Spencer (Brendon/Ryan) | NC-17 | one-shot | 2700 words
1½ oz Vodka, ½ oz peach schnapps, 2 oz orange juice, 2 oz cranberry juice (aka a 'Sex on the Beach')
HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
SERIES/'VERSES
Duality 'verse
♥ Duality SS/HG, HG/RW, HP/GW, HP/DM (SS/HP. Kind of.) | NC-17 | chaptered (7) | 45,000 words
Severus Snape is alive, twenty years younger than when he nearly died and without any memory of who he is. Hermione Weasley promises to take care of him and help him back into the Wizarding World.
For the SS/HG Gift Exchange 2008/2009
Time After Time Harry/Draco | R | one-shot | 1500 words
There are more uses for a Time-Turner than to make sure you get twelve OWLs.
Picture of a Man Series (for pictureofaman)
♥ Spine Lupin/Snape | NC-17 | one-shot | 600 words
Escapist sex in wartime.
♥ Hair Sirius/James through Harry | PG-13 | one-shot | 600 words
Azkaban might change a man, but it keeps him frozen in time as well.
Eyes Harry/Draco | one-shot | 600 words
Harry can't stop thinking about silver and beckoning clouds.
Love Potion 'verse
Love Potion no. 9 Hermione/Snape (Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Neville) | NC-17 | chaptered (17) | 78700 words
Four Gryffindors, a Slytherin and a love potion gone wrong. What's not to like?
ABANDONED Shades of Grey - Hermione/Snape (Harry/Ginny) | chaptered (7) | 22000 words
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Snape trains Hermione to go undercover within the Death Eaters.
ABANDONED The Ringmaker - Hermione/Snape (Harry/Ginny, Hermione/OMC) | chaptered (5) | 14700
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Twelve years after the events of LP9, Severus and Hermione's paths cross again, in the preparations for a wedding.
STAND-ALONES, LONG (>5000 WORDS)
Wade in the Water Harry/Draco | PG-13 | chaptered (2) | 5600 words
Sorting AU. Slytherin!Harry asks his best friend to help him with the second task in the Triwizard Tournament.
♥ Hero Harry/Cedric | R | chaptered (2) | 7100 words
Pretty much all the Harry/Cedric clichés you can think of, all rolled into one. Prefects' bathroom, Yule Ball, angsty fluff, you name it. Oh, and it's a songfic to boot. Go on, read it--I dare you... :-)
♥ Conversations Through an Empty Frame Harry/Ron (Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Snape) | NC-17 | chaptered (14) | 44700 words
DH remake. Late one night in the Forest of Dean, someone calls to Hermione from an empty, black canvas.
♥ Ten Things I Hate About You Hermione/Snape (Harry/OFC, Ginny/Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ron/Katie Bell, Neville/OFC) | NC-17 | chaptered (15) | 56500 words
A dark chocolate MLC. Hermione and Snape are forced to marry. Each bring their own demons into the relationship.
Warning: Contains flashbacks of (non-explicit) non-con and domestic abuse (not between main characters). This is not a fluffy fic. Main theme is self-destructive behaviour and powerplay. This is character study and dark realism (with a happy ending). Snape is not Prince Charming. Hermione is not a Spice Girl. Do not read if that is what you're looking for.
STAND-ALONES, SHORT (<5000 WORDS)
♥ The Forest Again Harry/Draco | NC-17 | one-shot | 2600 words
DH gapfiller. Harry has one more person to face before he hands himself over to Voldemort.
♥ A Very Long Engagement Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindewald | PG-13 | one-shot | 3000 words
DH gapfiller: the Dumbledore/Grindewald story.
Best Man Hermione/Snape (Snape/Lucius Malfoy) | PG-13 | one-shot | 2100 words
The Wizarding World gathers for a high profile wedding, and someone else is in love with the dark, sarcastic groom. AU on several levels.
Eulogy to Light Hermione/Snape | G | poetry | 150 words
Snape's love for his wife written as three Shakespearean sonnets.
Warning: This is very high-romance fluffiness.
In Vino Veritas Hermione/Snape | PG-13 | one-shot | 1800 words
Hermione and Snape meet in a dark, Muggle bar.
ABANDONED Les Innocents - Hermione/Snape/OFC | NC-17 | chaptered (2) | 2400 words
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Hermione goes to visit Snape at Spinner's End and meets with some nasty, family secrets.
PORN WITHOUT (MUCH) PLOT
Some Like It Hot Harry/Draco | NC-17 | one-shot | 2400 words
The most famous shower scene since Psycho.
Midnight Duel Harry/Draco/Hermione/OFC | NC-17 | chaptered (2) | 6700 words
Harry and Draco work out their agressions. Hermione helps. Oh, and Draco's wife too.
A Sticky Situation Hermione/Snape | NC-17 | chaptered (3) | 8400 words
A Potions accident makes professor and student incapable of keeping their hands off each other--literally.
Aboard the Hogwarts Express Hermione/Snape | NC-17 | one-shot | 3500 words
Hot sex in public places.
Awards: Winner of Best PWP Award at the Sycophant Spring Festival 2004