Fill: College AU ficletredorchidsDecember 23 2010, 22:13:13 UTC
“I’m going to die,” Ryan declared, slumping pitifully with his forehead against the table. “This essay is never going to get done, and I’ll fail the class and then they’ll take away my scholarship and I’ll be kicked out of the dorms and forced to go back to Vegas.”
“And the exhaust from the bus you get on will contribute to global warming and cause the polar ice to melt where a small family of seals live,” Jon added, nodding sadly. “A baby seal will fall into the water and get eaten by a killer whale. Its family will never recover.”
Ryan made a pitiful sound and hit his head against the work table.
“Come to think of it, that will probably launch a chain reaction in the eco system,” Jon continued. “Which will snowball until the entire world is dead. Bummer.”
Thud. Thud. Pitiful moan. Thud.“Luckily,” Jon said, leaning over and stealing a book from the pile, “There’s this awesome sophmore around who took this class last year. And I hear he really likes you, so if you agreed to go for a cup of coffee with him, he’d probably love to
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“And the exhaust from the bus you get on will contribute to global warming and cause the polar ice to melt where a small family of seals live,” Jon added, nodding sadly. “A baby seal will fall into the water and get eaten by a killer whale. Its family will never recover.”
Ryan made a pitiful sound and hit his head against the work table.
“Come to think of it, that will probably launch a chain reaction in the eco system,” Jon continued. “Which will snowball until the entire world is dead. Bummer.”
Thud. Thud. Pitiful moan. Thud.“Luckily,” Jon said, leaning over and stealing a book from the pile, “There’s this awesome sophmore around who took this class last year. And I hear he really likes you, so if you agreed to go for a cup of coffee with him, he’d probably love to ( ... )
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this is so precious. of course jon would use the baby seal argument haha.
thank you so much for writing this, it made my day.
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