Everyone. Thank you for all the birthday wishes. It's strange still, to celebrate it. It's wierd to be around people who don't wish you were never born I really enjoyed myself. I found a new favorite pie too. It has chicken in it. The nice cook lady called it a "pot pie". I liked it better than the cake even
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...Wait. Did you have more than one mouse? Otherwise I'd be trying to figure out how the hell she got pregnant.
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Yep. Five little baby mouses. I think when she went with me to mom and dad's last, she and another mouse talked to the stork.
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I'm used to having your master look unhappy with me, so nothing to be sorry over. And I'd call the little deer bitch more obnoxious than anything. But maybe I just have higher standards when it comes to being mean thanks to personal experience in that department.
...Good goddess... I forgot you still believe in the damn stork story. I've really gotta explain to you how babies are really made one of these days. You're 19 already, for fuck's sake. Most kids already know about the birds and the bees by the time they're ten.
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I know you would. Maybe I need to learn some of them for when she's being mean.
I know about birds and bees. Birds have feathers and can fly and taste amazing. And bees are awesome because they really help out in the garden.
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