Not feeling any older

[rednyello]

Everyone. Thank you for all the birthday wishes. It's strange still, to celebrate it. It's wierd to be around people who don't wish you were never born I really enjoyed myself. I found a new favorite pie too. It has chicken in it. The nice cook lady called it a "pot pie". I liked it better than the cake even

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[wanderingtora]

Akato behaved himself mostly...not that I ever care much when he does, so you don't have to worry thinking he went on some joyride with your body. At least he was more sober at the end of the night this time around than he was on my birthday, so the bald man didn't look too pissed when I returned you two~ But that might've been because he was busy trying to stop that caribou chick from fighting with your brother. But to be fair, I would've found a creative way to tell her where she could ram those antlers of hers too if she got in my face and started saying I was "in sooooo much trouble~", especially when I've been drinking quite a bit. The little bitch is asking for it at that point.

...Wait. Did you have more than one mouse? Otherwise I'd be trying to figure out how the hell she got pregnant.

[rednyello]

I'm glad that he had fun too then. And I'm sorry if Jackal was mad at you...as for her...I told you she was mean. But he fights with her the most.

Yep. Five little baby mouses. I think when she went with me to mom and dad's last, she and another mouse talked to the stork.

[wanderingtora]

*He* has a name, you know~ I know Akato's done a lot that makes you unhappy, but he's your brother, just as I am, so don't talk about him like he's some sort of locked away abomination that should never be spoken of.
I'm used to having your master look unhappy with me, so nothing to be sorry over. And I'd call the little deer bitch more obnoxious than anything. But maybe I just have higher standards when it comes to being mean thanks to personal experience in that department.

...Good goddess... I forgot you still believe in the damn stork story. I've really gotta explain to you how babies are really made one of these days. You're 19 already, for fuck's sake. Most kids already know about the birds and the bees by the time they're ten.

[rednyello]

I know...it's just weird to talk about him still.

I know you would. Maybe I need to learn some of them for when she's being mean.

I know about birds and bees. Birds have feathers and can fly and taste amazing. And bees are awesome because they really help out in the garden.

[wanderingtora]

Just talk about him like you would anyone else. I know it's strange that you're sharing a body with him, but he's just a typical kid like you. Just...fangier and has a much shorter temper. Plus, he *can* hear you, and I can't imagine hearing the little brother he's always been looking after talking about him in such a fashion makes him feel too great.

Not sure if that would be the greatest idea. Largely because that might be what she's wanting you to do. You said she mostly fights with Akato, and that might be because she knows she can get a rise out of him more easily. But the moment that he reacts to whatever she's doing, she's already won and gotten what she wanted.

Not what I meant with "the birds and the bees", kiddo. It's a saying meaning what couples do when they love each other very much and how babies are made from it.