This morning I was in Wal-mart, doing some much needed groceries when I slooshied something odd on the loudspeakers ( Read more... )

I've finally turned into a gothtard, too. Jason, you remember when you used to tell me not to become like you? Well, all I want to do right now is get drunk and do the shiny quarter dance. I'm sorry I failed you ( Read more... )

( Take It Like a Man by Dragonette. )

I guess I realized why I never get phone calls from anyone anymore. It's my accent, isn't it? It makes you all giggle. I think it was all the conversations we had that went, "Fuck y'all fuhckers, don't call here if ye're just gon' laugh at me & muh kinfolk." And then, you know, the people who decided to call me Britney. Go to Hitler Hell ( Read more... )