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What is THIS fuckery?
It's official. James Iha + Taylor Hanson is my wet dream. FUCK ME NOW TINTED WINDOWS. -
On your knees, you big bootied bitch, start suckin'!
Why did none of you dirty bastards ever tell me to listen to Nick Cave or PJ Harvey a long time ago? Okay, one of you probably did and I was probably just being a stubborn asshole. BUT GODDAMN THEY ARE AMAZING.
On the other hand, I've also been listening to country songs. No no no. You have to hear them to understand!
Maynard James Keenan singing ( Read more... ) -
Lock the parents out, cut a rug, twist and shout.
I PLAYED THE DRUMS TODAY AND IT WAS SO EMPOWERING, LIKE PIERCING MY NIPPLES AND CHANGING MY NAME TO APHRODITE PARKS ( Read more... ) -
The most evident utensil is none other than a pencil.
I am surprisingly alright. Alright, that's kind of a lie. I'm sinking into debilitating depression. One minute I'm like, 'lulz oh god' then the next I'm sobbing and screaming how much I hate people. But it's okay. I started smoking weed. There's always that ( Read more... ) -
I said Ooh girl shock me like an electric eel. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel.
I'm really fucking ANGRY! I didn't know this band that I'm currently extremely into would be at Bonnaroo. I just bought their damned CD and everything, too. Don't tell my boyfriend... but I would do EVERYTHING to the singer. I mean, everything. Oh Andrew VanWyngarden. Pollinate my delicate flower ( Read more... ) -
i maked u a paycheck but i eated it.
I enjoy how I can spend fifty bucks in under two hours. I've always had the power to do a nice magic trick with money. Now you see it, now you don't! However, I'm pretty savvy with my Benjamins. Or Washingtons, as it may be. We went to the city wide garage sale down at the high school. I got four CDs (Title TK by The Breeders, Shoot Your ( Read more... ) -
Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth's, Boyz II Men still keepin' up the beat.
Me, after falling off a bed:
"I'm good."
Overheard yesterday
Mom's boss: So, you're babysitting (insert long string of children's names here) this summer?
Me: Write me a prescription for Xanax and I'll babysit as many kids as you want.
Since askita doesn't know who Ween is, here's a fun music video post. And also my summation of Ween: Ween is an ( Read more... ) -
Happy May Day.
Someone loan me some money and a car so I can go see Ween in July. I want to spread my creamy thighs for them ( Read more... ) -
Music makes me wet.
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle ( Read more... )
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