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[redhuntinghood]

Whoever wrapped these presents should come see me so I can gut them. Why in the world would you make them unopenable?! If there's a doll or cash in there, I'm going to be really sore! I can't even take it out on my brother because he's not here! This Christmas sucks.

Not to mention that it's freezing outside... I can't take this anymore, I'm going

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[1dashingrogue]

[He might be laughing just a bit at her words. In a good way, of course.]

You zeem to be a feisty petite girl. Let me know if you find out who left you ze 'fake gifts'. I'm sure more than one person wouldn't mind gutting them like a Cornish game hen.

[redhuntinghood]

And given the people running this place, I wouldn't be surprised if you got your chance to after I was done with them.

[1dashingrogue]

Zat would be amusing, but I'd rather not take my chances, given ze brainwashing punishment.

[redhuntinghood]

I want to see them try that on me.

[bustydefense]

What if there's something horribly dangerous in the boxes?

... Burn marks on the floor?

[Is not 'Mommy', but is concerned nonetheless.]

[redhuntinghood]

*to hell with your logic, Mia* A torch didn't even burn them... maybe I should try something else.

[bustydefense]

[Heh. Mia will soon learn not to be concerned.]

Ah. Um. I'm glad I don't know where a jackhammer I might point out to you would be.