I've heard that a few people have gotten sick drinking the lemonade I made. I'm sorry about that... I didn't know what I was mixing into it was potentially lethal! Silly me, I'll have to properly read it next time. *Her voice sounds a bit forced and sarcastic, if you can tell the difference ( Read more... )

*With August just about half over and Bonnie deciding that she could use pocket change, she has decided to sit outside at a table, two pitchers of clear yellow liquid and cups atop a white cloth. The ambitious girl simply sits on her chair, looking over her materials as she very proudly flips a sign over the side of the table, reading "Lemonade: $. ( Read more... )

Whoever wrapped these presents should come see me so I can gut them. Why in the world would you make them unopenable?! If there's a doll or cash in there, I'm going to be really sore! I can't even take it out on my brother because he's not here! This Christmas sucks.

Not to mention that it's freezing outside... I can't take this anymore, I'm going ( Read more... )