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Bits and pieces, cobbled together from the dusty, sleepy rooms of my mind . . . .

How pretentious is a guy whose screen name is DRKRTHANANGELUS??? Please. You're not anywhere near hot enough to even try that one ( Read more... )

Do you ever have one of those days where all you really want is to get laid?

I mean . . . more so than usual.

( Probably TMI in a major fucking way. )

Dammit.

Jeff, formerly known as Licorice-Eating-Cute-Guy from last summer, was just here.

And he's wearing a wedding ring.

Crap.

At least I have the consolation of knowing that I'm way cuter than his wife.

Oh, great. Another student I want to have sex with.

These guys really have to stop wandering into the library looking fuckable.

Sigh. And this one's married, too. Even more out of reach than the usual.