second entry or whatever

[redeyedpirate]

...Uh.

So, like.

Someone stole my rowboat.

Could I get a little help, here?

(THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA BE THE PIRATE KING, OKAY.)

Comments

[yoyo_you]

You don't seem much of a threat.

[redeyedpirate]

Really? 'Cause you kinda seem like a prick.

[yoyo_you]

You seem stuck at sea without a boat.

[redeyedpirate]

I'm on a freaking island! I'll get the damn boat back, I just need a lift! Sheesh!

[somodest]

I think you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to be stealing, not letting people steal from you.

[redeyedpirate]

Y'know what? STFU. I tied it up and everything!

[somodest]

Yeah, because a rope is really going to stop someone. Scary~

[redeyedpirate]

IT WAS A CRAPPY BOAT.

[caffinatekillua]

... You should look around the island and see if two guys are sitting around eating cheese sandwiches and coconuts. They seem to be having trouble becoming pirate kings too.

[redeyedpirate]

... Why're they eating cheese sandwiches and coconuts when there're, I dunno, fish around? I'M NOT HAVING TROUBLE BECOMING A PIRATE KING. I'm building my own goddamn boat!

[caffinatekillua]

Maybe they don't like fish. You'd have to ask them.

So the stolen boat was part of the plan, was it?

[redeyedpirate]

Huh. Maybe. They seem kinda crazy, though.

Yeah. Yeah! Of course! Ahaha.

[janken_gon]

It's probably a good thing. Being on a rowboat even minus the hole isn't safe on the ocean, especially if a storm pops up.

[redeyedpirate]

I'd survive? I'm malleable!

[janken_gon]

What's that mean?

[threeswordstyle]

...good job

[redeyedpirate]

IT'S JUST A MINOR PROBLEM, SHEESH!

[threeswordstyle]

so, what, you're just on an island?

[redeyedpirate]

...So far, yeah.