second entry or whatever

[redeyedpirate]

...Uh.

So, like.

Someone stole my rowboat.

Could I get a little help, here?

(THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA BE THE PIRATE KING, OKAY.)

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

... You should look around the island and see if two guys are sitting around eating cheese sandwiches and coconuts. They seem to be having trouble becoming pirate kings too.

[redeyedpirate]

... Why're they eating cheese sandwiches and coconuts when there're, I dunno, fish around? I'M NOT HAVING TROUBLE BECOMING A PIRATE KING. I'm building my own goddamn boat!

[caffinatekillua]

Maybe they don't like fish. You'd have to ask them.

So the stolen boat was part of the plan, was it?

[redeyedpirate]

Huh. Maybe. They seem kinda crazy, though.

Yeah. Yeah! Of course! Ahaha.

[caffinatekillua]

Hahah shouldn't judge potential crewmates so harshly.

Riiiight.

[redeyedpirate]

...Fiiine. I'll ask them if they wanna hitch a ride on my new raft.

Okay, so I didn't, but I'll figure all this shit out!

[caffinatekillua]

What would you do if I wasn't here to give you awesome advice?

[redeyedpirate]

I dunno! I'd figure it out, though. Why're you giving me advice, anyway, huh? What's in it for you?

[caffinatekillua]

I was bored. Plus you're a funny guy. You actually make it out on the ocean I'm sure we'll see interesting things out of you.

[redeyedpirate]

...That's kinda a weird compliment, but okay! Ahah.