Another Essay Brought to You By the Letter "Z"!

[redeker_plan]

An Analysis of the Benefits and Detractors of Narcotics
and
A Treatise on the Use of Nacotics by Wardens in a Failing Penal SystemAs with his other papers, this essay starts out coherently, though the subject matter is extremely odd and unscientific. Obviously, the work is about Neil and drug use, and the bad example it sets for inmates if wardens

Comments

[kurt_bamf]

Entschuldigen Sie bitte... I request humbly that you refrain from insulting my very good friend, Elizabeth.

The rest of this was a curious read, sir. One I enjoyed, but I would suggest proofreading before wide distribution.

[redeker_plan]

Who is Elizabeth? I know no one by that name.

[kurt_bamf]

She is the woman whom you've drawn, Herr Redeker.

Annnd the truth, it comes out!

[redeker_plan]

She frightens me.

[cantmissscooby]

HEY!

That's not cool, man!

[namorofthesea]

I find it quite offensive that you would speak about Elizabeth in such a manner. She is a kind young woman, and her apparel is the paragon of modesty.

[redeker_plan]

I DON'T KNOW ANY ELIZABETH!

[namorofthesea]

You speak of an Elizabeth whom you call...things inappropriate for a girl of her innocence.

[redeker_plan]

I speak of no such woman. I speak of the harlot, of the beast with seven heads who speaks profanities!

[redeker_plan]

I accept your challenge!