So, Alex...How's it going? I've, like, not heard from you for awhile, yeah? You still here? Everything cool or, like, do you need something?

Do you want to get together for tea at some point, maybe?

So, like, I've seen a lot of really negative comments ever since our new friends came on board. Why the hate? Why the uncoolness? Why so heavy?

They said they came in peace. I think we have a really unique opportunity here so we need to all work together, right?

Oh, WOW!

Rick! RICK! Vyvyan, like, has to be here, right? There are these two twin buzz saw blades whipping about my room destroying everything I own and posing a threat to my well being-- like Vyv used to do back in London!

Do you think we should go look for him? It'll be just like the old days....

So, like, I woke up this morning, expecting to feel really bummed out after that uncool discovery yesterday. But instead, right, I feel really, really good! Like, karma must be aligning so that there's a positive energy flow today to make up for the negative Christmas we had! So yeah! Let's all do something really cool and mellow today! Like, maybe ( Read more... )

So, like, who's Adric? I'm you warden, yeah? Could we, like, maybe meditate on a few things we need to work on?

Mike? Vyvyan? Are you guys, like, there?

Have you been there all along and can't write? Are you, like, completely different now? Did you turn into chairs? Did the accident change you ( Read more... )

I was thinking with all this talk about, like, progress reports or group counseling that what we need to do is stop treating this boat like a prison. If we were, like, maybe a commune instead, everyone would be a lot happier, right? We're all equals here, yeah, and if we all work together to sustain each other, all our problems will go away and it' ( Read more... )

So, like, I'm your warden for the time being. I think we could, like, have a really beautiful thing so long as we start out on the right foot, yeah?

Oh man...Heeeeeavy.

I turned into a fascist pig there! What happened to me?! Not cool! Not cool at all, man!

RIGHT THEN!

There seems to be a whole lot of tomfoolery happening on this here boat and I won't stand for it. You lot best shape up or I'll see you all in the clink. You here me?

I'm watching you!