Why am I related to these people?

[reddwarfer]

My baby cousin, age 14, found my Uncle's porn at work. The magazine "Sweet 18" in all of its glossy-paged glory.

I'm dying. He's looking at it, trying to figure out a way to blackmail some money out of this, by threatening to tell his mom.

He's even writing his speech about it. As he rehearses.

I am dyingOf course, I'm telling him to not look

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[sakurashadow59]

claims he can see it irl. To which I asked, what? Tells me he has a girlfriend.

Somehow, I saw this and thought, "Aha! Fie on you tenipuri fic naysayers!"

How precious, though, practicing a speech about porn blackmail. Ah, youth.

[reddwarfer]

hahha. Everything means "fie on you tenipuri fic naysayers"

I thought so too. He wants fifty bucks...If I had it, I'd give it to him just for being cute.

[ook]

LOL! What a little Slytherin he is! Any other kid would simply steal the porn to enjoy for themselves. And this kid wants to blackmail someone!

[reddwarfer]

He is a Slytherin indeed. He's aiming for fifty dollars. Think he can get it?

[venivincere]

He ought to go for a cool $100.

[reddwarfer]

Hon, are you on a messenger right now? I neeeeeed to ask you something!

[reddwarfer]

Today was not a boring day.

[thousandbirds]

I have no idea what to say of this but if he tell his mom things aren't going get pretty huh? Where's the love?!

[reddwarfer]

I think that he's just teasing, but his mom is completely batshit. So, yeah, she'd overreact just a bit...if by a bit, you really mean tremendously.

[thousandbirds]

Ahhh~ Now let just hope she don't find out then.

[allifer]

OMFG. What a devious guy! He's writing a speech, and he's REHEARSING? LOL!

[reddwarfer]

He is! Such a little devil, he is.