Why am I related to these people?

[reddwarfer]

My baby cousin, age 14, found my Uncle's porn at work. The magazine "Sweet 18" in all of its glossy-paged glory.

I'm dying. He's looking at it, trying to figure out a way to blackmail some money out of this, by threatening to tell his mom.

He's even writing his speech about it. As he rehearses.

I am dyingOf course, I'm telling him to not look

Comments

[ook]

LOL! What a little Slytherin he is! Any other kid would simply steal the porn to enjoy for themselves. And this kid wants to blackmail someone!

[reddwarfer]

He is a Slytherin indeed. He's aiming for fifty dollars. Think he can get it?

[venivincere]

He ought to go for a cool $100.

[reddwarfer]

Hon, are you on a messenger right now? I neeeeeed to ask you something!

[venivincere]

I'm here, on Y!M. I am at your service.