No one keeps up with this page anyway, more to the point, I don't keep up with it. I assure you life has went on and some fantastical adventures have taken place, although I don't feel like typing them out cause they're really not all that fantastical. I dont' even think fantastical is a word, but it sounds cute so I'll keep using it regardless ( Read more... )

10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes ( Read more... )

You can have my gun when you pry it from the fingers of my cold, dead child

I had a problem with one of the many manager's today at work so I went to the company website to email my boss and talk it over with him but somehow or another it didn't wanna send. You know how you hit send and the next screen that pops up is "Error on the Page"... So I backed up to the send screen again and hit send once more. Unfortunately when ( Read more... )

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Everytime I put something off to the last minute it blows up in my face. Tonight I was writing a research paper that's due tomorrow. I had already researched it, all that remained was the actaul typing and bibliography. I was no more than 30 minutes away from completion when an accidental slip of the fingers closed Microsoft Word. And you guessed ( Read more... )

Another year older, and deeper in debt...