Crack!fic: Boys Like Breasts

[redcandle17]

Blame zweihand.

Title: Boys Like Breasts
Rating: PG
Characters: Sansa, Sandor, Robert Arryn
Pairing: Sansa/Sandor
Word Count: 964
Summary: Sansa insists on bringing her cousin with her when she flees from Littlefinger, but little Robert Arryn and Sandor Clegane don't get along.

Comments

[zweihand]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAadsdgfhhee.

oh my god. poor Sansa. Poor, poor Sansa. I love Sandor's litany of woe at the end and Sansa fantasizing when she catches Sandor staring at her and awwww, Robert. ♥

I REGRET NOTHING.

[redcandle17]

I love Sandor's litany of woe at the end and Sansa fantasizing when she catches Sandor staring at her

Sansa thinks her new breasts are driving Sandor mad with lust and, why, he might take her right here and then. Sandor's just all "yay! she has nice comfy-looking breastses to better cuddle me when I cry about my Awful Childhood."

And one day there will be a sequel where they run into Osha, Rickon, and Shaggydog. :D

[zweihand]

Hahaha. ♥ Boys like breasts indeed. :P "My, Sandor, what awfully nice breasts I have! :D:D;D" "ALL THE BETTER TO CRY ON, MY DEAR." "...*frustrated sigh* *prepares tissues*"

ee! \o/

[voodooqueen126]

please write that sequel.

[redcandle17]

Thanks. :D

[loathsomewarg]

!!

Wow, this really makes me want to see a Sandor and Robert meeting in the next book or so!

And child-eating Stranger made me choke on my water! This was great!

[redcandle17]

Thanks. And it's only little boys Stranger eats - Sandor spares the little girls to be his friends/confidantes. :P

[wispofagirl]

This was wonderful and hilarious. And Sandor was so Sandor. He totally would go head to head with Robert and then use his terrible childhood stories to get a little breast-time.

Thanks for sharing!

[redcandle17]

And Sandor was so Sandor. He totally would go head to head with Robert

Indeed. He's a big baby himself so he'd see nothing wrong with being jealous of and mean to a sickly little boy. :P

[wispofagirl]

He's just super dreamy. :D

[nyctanessa]

eeeee. I just went through your masterlist of ASOIAF fic, and this was the last one. I'm so glad I ended with this, Sansa/Sandor are my favorite pairing, and this was just... agh! Best note to end with, y'know?