FLYING COCKROACHES

[redbrickrose]

In the living room. Okay, only one. I think I sprayed it to death. But me and bugs are unmeshable things, especially when the bugs are GIANT and GROSS and FASTER THAN ME. *shudders* Those of you who know me well know I do NOT deal well with such things. How much I like something is pretty much inversely proportional to how many legs it has.

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[a2zmom]

Flying cockroaches are my super not so secret mightmare. If one touches me, I will instantly die.

[redbrickrose]

I feel very much the same way. SO DISGUSTING. Also, never trust anything that has its skeleton on the outside of its body. *shudders*

[dakinigrl]

omg... when i was in hawaii with my daughter and some friends like 6 years ago there was one of those freak ass giant flying cockroaches in our room and i swear to god i jumped up on the bed and screamed and almost decapitated myself on the ceiling fan while avoiding the fucking mutant bug from hell. they laughed and laughed at me but I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HANDLE giant BUGS!!!!

in costa rice two years ago there was one in our room DURING HURRICANE BETA... ZOMGWTFBBQPOLARBEAR!!!!! it's further proof we live in a hostile universe and must write porn in order to equal out the injustice of it all.

no wincest? hmmm... please write more. very curious now.

[redbrickrose]

I can't handle them either. JUST WRONG. When we were in Italy, we had this one hotel room that was like infested with mutant mosquitos and my entire family spent the entire night jumping around on the beds whacking them with rolled up papers, which left bloody smudges on everything. DISGUSTING.

it's further proof we live in a hostile universe and must write porn in order to equal out the injustice of it all.
*g* ♥ you.

Oh, someday I will write about Wincest. It's not that I'm against Wincest - God knows I read enough of it. It's just that I don't really buy it and don't really want to, but that doesn't stop me from reading it (all the time) and liking it (some of the time - I'm really picky), but I don't know. *hands* As soon as I figure out what I'm trying to say, I'll say it.

[redbrickrose]

They make noises. You can hear them. Before I moved here, I did not know that cockroaches made noises.