Tenth Rerun - Exploding People [Bees Remix]

[reckless_rebel]

Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss

Comments

[longnosedliar]

Evil Overlord, huh?

What's Guitar Hero?

[reckless_rebel]

You rang, amigo?

It's only the most awesome musical adventure this side of DDR, my friend.

[longnosedliar]

Is that ACTUALLY what you named yourself? [Because if he did, Sniper will privately think that it is the BEST THING EVER.]

I'd have to know what DDR is first, then.

[reckless_rebel]

Nah. But feel free to call me by it. Or you know, Extremely Awesome Guy. I'll answer to either.

Dance Dance Revolution, my good unnamed penpal! Only the most ridiculous yet awesome game out there.

[live_ringer]

Who knew evil overlords were so high maintenance?

[reckless_rebel]

I'm a laid back guy, really I am. But you've gotta have standards, GG. Or people will walk right over you.

[live_ringer]

GG?

Hm, I can't argue with that, but be careful. Hell hath no fury like a Tree scorned.

[reckless_rebel]

Big G is taken, Green Eyes and Irish are different people, so yeah. You're stuck sounding like a Saturday morning cartoon character. Them's the breaks.

[inthecenterfold]

Yo Overlord, King of Moonspeak, and all that~

Got a new friend who was looking for ya. I tried explaining "smilies" and only got so far.

Too bad I already got a roommate, cuz that Guitar Hero game is awesome and I want to play more - need to teach Lea how to too.

strikes scribbled out

[reckless_rebel]

Smoke, my man. I heard you were So, another n00b on the long and rocky road of enlightenment 'eh? Send him my way, I'll teach him the lingo.

Bet Lea would kick both our asses at it. He seems like that kinda guy.

d'aww

[inthecenterfold]

I thought that's how all games went, though - learn how the game works, then figure out how to kick ass at it.

P.S. His name's Huo er... 火 Yeah.

[reckless_rebel]

Well yeah, but somehow I think Lea could skip straight to the kicking ass, do not pass go, do not collct two hundred big smackeroos.

Is that Japanese?

[feathered_earth]

So you think the gooseberry things and the dodgeball was just a love token? I'd rather have flowers too, really.

[reckless_rebel]

See, that's what I mean Short Stack. The place has just got the whole thing mixed up. And my continued and saintly patient efforts in enlightening the tree, well... I will soldier on.

[feathered_earth]

Let's hope it pays off one of these days. I'll get my disorganizer to send a memo to it. Think that'll help?

[reckless_rebel]

Hey, you know, might not hurt. "Today's agenda, 9:00am give everyone their memories back, be a generally benign warden. 11:00am lunch with Susan."

[stonewave]

Why do you get rockets?

[reckless_rebel]

What did I say about asking vis a vis, rockets?

[stonewave]

Didn't want questions, shouldn't have mentioned it.

[reckless_rebel]

Oh ho, a challenger appears. What's your name, skippy?