Tenth Rerun - Exploding People [Bees Remix]

[reckless_rebel]

Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss

Comments

[seeya_next_life]

Your attention is quite rad, and I assure you that were I not happily married to my current residence I would be, as they say, "all over that." Alas, would you settle for a good friend who visits to play Guitar Hero whilst eating junk food and watching movies?

[reckless_rebel]

If you ever get a divorce, you know where to find me. In the meantime, yeah I think I could be down with that.

I think Smoke's already challenged us to a round or twenty on the game anyway.

[inthecenterfold]

I think this needs to be a regular thing, personally.

[spandexisyouth]

Dinner and flowers sounds like a very good idea! But not from the tree to me. I do not want any more attention from it.

[reckless_rebel]

You know I heard this place once took dinner and flowers kinda literally.

[spandexisyouth]

I have not heard stories of this.

[myownpath]

[Urge to ask about rockets horrible. But squashing that. After attempting to decipher things like 'rad.']

So if you write to the Tree, does it write back?

[Not being sarcastic at all. Nope.]

[reckless_rebel]

Not usually. But you never know. And sometimes... You get the message. Even if it's not in words.

[myownpath]

[... That was serious? Oh.]

That's... Really?

I see.

Good to know.

[reckless_rebel]

[Somewhere between serious and silly. Which is where Dash spends most of his time.]

Plus, what can I say, I like getting lovenotes.

[bloody_pens]

Juvenile pranks getting OLD?

Surely you jest, my dearest Overlord.

[reckless_rebel]

Not only are they getting old, Ricky, they're practically senile. One foot in the grave.

I'm sad to say I'm dead serious.

[bloody_pens]

Huh. I may have to reconsider my outlook on life, then. I do want to be an effective minion, after all.

... you know, you keep calling me that- nickname, or whatever it is, and it's always a blur to me. Wonder why...

[reckless_rebel]

A wise and noble ambition.

Ricky? Rick? Rickeroo? Rhymes with dick, starts with an R?

[redhead_rabbit]

The fishbowl doesn't really seem like the flower type, yanno. Well unless they're man-eatin' flowers [ omg he pinged himself wat ]

What's Guitar Hero?

[reckless_rebel]

Man eating flowers, huh? Could be fun.

I haven't introduced you to that yet? What have I been thinking?

[redhead_rabbit]

Depends on your definition of fun, yeah.

Nah, not yet. What is it?