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[reciprocatory]

Why Being Relegated to Desk Duty For Having A Poor Attitude Is a Fucking Bitch: A List By Asuma

1.  Papercuts.  All the motherfucking papercuts.

2.  Officer Supply Warfare.  So I stole your fucking paperclips.  FUCKING SUE ME, ASSHOLE.

3.  TOUCH MY HARMONICA AND I WILL END YOU.

4.  Desks made for people with stunted growth and no legs.

5.  Boss

Comments

[chairman_danzou]

The paperwork you do is very lacking anyway. You will be relegated to janitorial duty next time instead.

[reciprocatory]

Naw, you'd miss me too much, Boss.

Besides, like you'd leave me alone with bleach.