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[reciprocatory]

FUCK YOU ALL FOR LETTING ME FORGET MOTHER'S DAY.  I ALMOST DIED.  THAT WOMAN THREW A SHOE AT MY HEAD.

IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE TIME ABOUT HOW I'LL MISS HER WHEN SHE'S DEAD AND HOW BAD I'LL FEEL THAT I NEGLECTED THE WOMAN WHO GAVE ME LIFE I'M GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EAR.

Hey, if anyone asks you guys why I'm not in my office, just tell 'em I'm

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[redwhite_impact]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING PARENTS, FAGTARD.

[reciprocatory]

Well aren't you the fucking charmer.

[redwhite_impact]

Sounds like your mom thinks about the same of you.

[reciprocatory]

At least I HAVE A MOM, brat.

[ifyouseeme]

I remembered. D'your mom like the flowers?

[reciprocatory]

YOU SICK BASTARD, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!

[ifyouseeme]

Can you let her know I got the thank you card? It was real sweet of her.

[reciprocatory]

I'll let her know you got the CONDOLENCES CARD. From when I KILL YOU.

[whips_andchains]

...*snickers*

You're lucky that it was only a shoe. I hear the motherly types are quite brutal about these sorts of things

[whips_andchains]

[OOC: ...Same Anko, wrong Anko account ♥]

[reciprocatory]

IT WAS A POINTY SHOE! I COULD'VE LOST AN EYE!

[whips_andchains]

It could have been a brick ♥ Or an even pointier knife of some sort. I think you should take your beatings and learn from them~

[carmineflush]

I haven't seen my mother in ages, so at least there's that credit that you bothered to remember?

[Private]

You? Sniping? That's wonderful, I think we can get out of here by Christmas by looks of the help they're sending us. And if you scare any of my rookies by firing shots near their precious crotches from afar, I'll put one in your head.

Feeding the goldfish every blue moon could be the cause, Sergeant.

[reciprocatory]

Please tell her that. I'm still convinced she's resentful that I wasn't a girl.

[Private to Kurenai]

That hurts, sugarcakes, that hurts right here.

I wouldn't actually shoot them. Just, y'know, make 'em dance a little. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER, IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.

I was training Mr. Bubbles to be tough! And he was. Someone killed him and I'm going to find them and bring about justice.

[carmineflush]

If you're leaving it to me, I think you might want to think twice. I can make the case that you'd be better off as a girl.

[Private to Asuma]

Wherever is "here" I'm not sure I'll be so quick to volunteer kissing it to make it better.

If only broken ribs didn't inhibit my astounding abilities to laugh.

Please don't tell me you named it. I'm vouching for a transfer if that's the case.

[ikebana_beauty]

So I heard they've come out with this wonderful new invention, called marking your calender. Or if you want to get really high-tech, you could leave a post-it note on your door, or something~

You can't lip-read, can you? If you can, stabbing yourself in the ear isn't really going to help.

[reciprocatory]

Badger me not with your modern doohickeys, youngster. All I need is a wheel and some fire, like my fellow old people.

..............................................Huh. I never thought of that. Damn.