my dog keeps looking at me like i did something horrible to him. i didn't! i just fed him apple bread, for christ's sake.

remember when livejournal used to be ad free back in the day? damn.

and what's with the ugly hoodies the kiddies are wearing lately? loud splashes of colour and crazy patterns. fugly! just sayin'

i think if i'm ever going to finish this book proposal, i will need to be put in a single room, plain colored walls, and absolutely zero distraction available. this is unreal. i'm sitting here, trying to write a proper biography and i get distracted by.every.little.thing. oh look, a bird! oh, i need more water. oooh, time to play with the puppy. ( Read more... )

Nerve Confessions: Shut Up and Fuck Me

a great boyfriend
a literary agent and possible book deal
a pit-bull puppy
a job writing for a great website
an el camino in my city for sale, which means it will be mine one day soon

life is good.

Nerve Confessions: Single and 30

Latest Nerve.com article: Toss My Salad, Hold the Syrup and Jelly

"But if your licking your man's asshole, it doesn't matter if it's Johnny Depp, sweet Jesus himself, or Brad Pitt, it's still an asshole, gorgeous celebrity or not. "

I'm Not Cupid

Stepping away from the ass talk for a moment, I was reading an article recently which was talking about the type of guys we fall for and how to go about changing our routine of always falling for the same type of guy if it isn't working out for you ( Read more... )