37th Post-It

[reaping_havoc]

They're coming, City.

They're coming here and you'd better be ready for them. They're coming to torture our children and our elderly and us, and we won't let that happen, will we? We can't.

You don't know what they'll do. You can't. They're monsters, they refuse to let us pass over into the Eternal Sleep. They want to keep us from the truth.

Comments

[darkest0knight]

...Oh crap, not again.

[reaping_havoc]

[backs up, stumbling and sitting down on the Fountain's edge]

Back off, Tony!

[darkest0knight]

It's a free city.

[kicks a little at the toxic sludge kool-aid spill]

Don't tell me you were seriously going to drink that.

[reaping_havoc]

Of course I was, that's why I made it.

Guess I'll just have to make some more.

[darkest0knight]

Sorry, can't let you do that.

[reaping_havoc]

I don't think I was asking your permission, Tony.

I'm going to do it, whether you like it or not.

[darkest0knight]

Well I don't, and you're not. So we can do this several ways: I can babysit you until midnight, I can ask someone else to babysit you until midnight, I can lock you in a room until midnight, I can make you fall asleep until midnight, or I can tie you up and then lock you in a room until midnight.

Other suggestions?

[reaping_havoc]

Orrr, you could leave now and let me get on with my salvation in peace.

[darkest0knight]

I wouldn't be a very good friend if I did that, George. I'm pretty sure you made me promise to never let you do this again last time.

[reaping_havoc]

I don't remember that! You're lying to me. Like you always have.

[darkest0knight]

Do you remember puking all day because you ate your stupid rat poison? Because I do. And since Arion was in the same apartment as you, I bet he remembers too.

[reaping_havoc]

That's because it wasn't done properly last time. I'll get it right, if you don't interfere.

[darkest0knight]

I don't think there's a right way to poison yourself, George.

And call me Mr. Interference, I guess.

[reaping_havoc]

I'll certainly call you something. [goes to bat Tony away with her picket sign]

[darkest0knight]

[ducks out of whapping range]

At least you'll be creative about it.

[reaping_havoc]

[scowls, brings her sign back, hugging it]

I have to go get more buckets.