37th Post-It

[reaping_havoc]

They're coming, City.

They're coming here and you'd better be ready for them. They're coming to torture our children and our elderly and us, and we won't let that happen, will we? We can't.

You don't know what they'll do. You can't. They're monsters, they refuse to let us pass over into the Eternal Sleep. They want to keep us from the truth.

Comments

[darkest0knight]

...Oh crap, not again.

[darkest0knight]

Shaking in my shorts, George. ETA five minutes.

Don't hand out any kool-aid until I get there.

[reaping_havoc]

...I can't now.

One of the Devil's agents came and ruined it. now I have to go and get a new container. There's no time..

[darkest0knight]

Devil's agents?

[reaping_havoc]

Ted. He destroyed my vats! I have to get more, and that'll take away from recruitment, and...

He was sent by you, wasn't he?

[darkest0knight]

Yeah. It's all my fault, George.

I killed Bambi's mother too.

[reaping_havoc]

This isn't a joking matter, Tony! I can't leave unless I make some more by midnight!

[darkest0knight]

You can't leave anyway, George. Even if you die, and you're already dead.

You'll just give yourself a huge stomach ache and puke all day again, and you don't want to do that.

[reaping_havoc]

You don't understand. Death is the eternal sleep. I'm just going to sleep for a very, very long time.

[darkest0knight]

Except you're not, 'cause it doesn't work that way here.

[reaping_havoc]

It'll work this time. God told me to. It's New Year's Eve. Next year in Heaven, at last.

[darkest0knight]

God's a high-school girl. You can't listen to anything they say.

[reaping_havoc]

The Divine Presence is no such thing, you blasphemer.

Go away, Tony. Go bother Arion instead.

[darkest0knight]

[arrives in the Square]

Too late, I'm already here. Hi George.

[reaping_havoc]

[turns, glowering, waves her sign as well as a crucifix in Tony's direction]

No.

[darkest0knight]

Know what, that doesn't even work with vampires.

[walks up to her]