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[reallyfullmetal]

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Brother and I are BROTHERS.

We love each other. Like BROTHERS.

BROTHERS!!! We don't do that kind of thing and we never will! Because it's WRONG. And disgusting and wrong and UGH WHO SAID THAT?! THAT'S SO VERY VERY WRONG. ;_;

The fangirls were enough, now people here?!

And I'm not gay. At least I don't think so. I'm kind of

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[slobberymongrel]

You know what they say about Embracing Like Brothers, though.

[[ooc: I just couldnt resist. ]]

[sexy_and_skorty]

I've been told I was never sane in the first place. Can't do much harm to myself now. ^_^

[slobberymongrel]

I meant, upset-crazy. Not over the birds nest crazy. Come on, cheer up, tease Elric with me? Its brilliant fun!

[sexy_and_skorty]

He won't kill you. He'll TRY to kill me. Have fun for me.

[slobberymongrel]

Nothing can kill you. Whats to worry about? 'Sides, he'll never grow up and stop being an annoying little prat if you indulge him every time he kicks up fuck.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You have such a way with words, Sirius. ♥

[slobberymongrel]

HAR HAR. Why thank you, Envy. Surely I dont know what to say. But honestly, mate. Sometimes people are like dogs. Some habits are stupid and counterproductive and should be trained out of them. If nobody ever got trained out of anything there'd be piss all over the house and rioting in the streets every day. Both of which have their places occasionally, be it for The Laugh or Sticking it To The Man, of course, but I digress.

[sexy_and_skorty]

. . .I thought you were Ed's friend???

[slobberymongrel]

Ed? Who the fuck is- oh, Elric The Elder? Not really. The first time I met him he capslocked at me about being mates with you and Kimbley, and I dig you both, so that sort of put me off. But thats got nothing to do with anything. If he were my friend, Id probably tease him a hell of a lot more than I do now, and work harder to try and break him out of his little World O' Constant Angst.

[sexy_and_skorty]

. . .oh. That . . . kinda makes a little sense. ^_^

[slobberymongrel]

Harrr. I do that, every once in a while.

[chocomachinegun]

He could probably use some of that, you know.

[chocolatehelps]

Oh very funny, Sirius.

[slobberymongrel]

I thought so, 'Brother' Moony. HAR HAR.

[chocolatehelps]

Har har, indeed. I still maintain that the only reason it reads that way is because it's a book supposedly aimed at children.

[slobberymongrel]

Aimed pureblood children, maybe.

If we really were brothers, would you engage in incest to be with me?