10th Communique - Need Extraction!

[realfakehero]

Ahh, pardon me. But could you possibly help? I seem to be... stuck.

((All that shifting recently sealed a lot of Cain's favorite secret passages. Including the one he was in at the time. Come and gawk, or maybe give the man a hand in getting out of the wall!))

Comments

[peachhat]

You're looking quite silly there, cap-guy.

[realfakehero]

Yes, well I can't quite draw a deep breath with this stone pinning me down, but at least I can take comfort in one thing.

[peachhat]

Oh. You want the stone removed, then?

C-could it be one of you guys finally wants my help!?

[realfakehero]

Well, it certainly would be helpful if you could lend a hand. But it seems it must weigh several tons, since I haven't been able to shift it at all.

[not_in_windows]

[Floats up from nowhere]

Thank goodness for situational incorporeality.

[realfakehero]

[Startled at that, eyes a bit wide.]

That's a handy trick. Do you think you could stop someone else from using it?

[not_in_windows]

No.

Need help?

[realfakehero]

Well, yes. I only have the one arm free, and it doesn't do much good.

[Cain will now demonstrate the futility of trying to lift a boulder off your chest.]

[big_whoop]

Gee, you're looking... kinda stuck there, buddy.

[realfakehero]

Your powers of observation, sier, astound me. You wouldn't happen to have some sort of prybar, would you?

[big_whoop]

Actually, I do! AND some oil, both of which I acquired ENTIRELY legally, I assure you.

((Though I'd assume you'd not want things to go THAT smoothly :V))

[realfakehero]

[While the stone holding Cain pinned against those other stones isn't all that big, it is in turn pinned under other stones, which are in turn pinned under others. It's a big mess, and all that weight might be hard to shift.]

That is very specific, and would require investigation if I had actually heard it.

[37thdefender]

Well, I'm sort of glad to see that I'm not the only one who was lodged into a wall when this happened.

Either way this is a troublesome situation!

[realfakehero]

How did you survive that crash anyway? Shouldn't your ship be much tougher than you?

[37thdefender]

Heh, I seem to have a habit of barely making it out of sticky situations like that! However it seems like my ship wasn't so lucky this time. I wonder if anyone around here would be able to fix it.

*Gordon searches around for maybe a way to help you squeeze out, but most of the rubble is packed in pretty tight*

[realfakehero]

[Gordon's also the first one to grasp that quickly.]

Ahh. You're a lucky man then. Probably going to be unlucky whenever your mechanic catches up with you.