10th Communique - Need Extraction!

[realfakehero]

Ahh, pardon me. But could you possibly help? I seem to be... stuck.

((All that shifting recently sealed a lot of Cain's favorite secret passages. Including the one he was in at the time. Come and gawk, or maybe give the man a hand in getting out of the wall!))

Comments

[not_in_windows]

[Floats up from nowhere]

Thank goodness for situational incorporeality.

[realfakehero]

[Startled at that, eyes a bit wide.]

That's a handy trick. Do you think you could stop someone else from using it?

[not_in_windows]

No.

Need help?

[realfakehero]

Well, yes. I only have the one arm free, and it doesn't do much good.

[Cain will now demonstrate the futility of trying to lift a boulder off your chest.]

[not_in_windows]

Well, to paraphrase my apprentice, "magic is all about power".

[Oh dear, looks she's going to cut the rocky Gordian knot with a laser!]

[realfakehero]

[Waves his free arm around!]
Hey! Not that one, that will bring the whole pile down and totally bury me!

[not_in_windows]

Alright fine. If you don't want to do it the easy way.

[Tries to pull it off]

[realfakehero]

[It's stuck pretty well, and the rock on top of it must weigh a ton. Literally. It's a minor miracle Cain wasn't crushed to death.]

[not_in_windows]

[Oh, but that's not going to stop her.]

Grrrrrrr...rahhhhhh....

[realfakehero]

[Well ok then. He's pushing too, just for your sake.]

Come On... move you motherfraker!

[not_in_windows]

[And then she falls over]

[realfakehero]

...Well, that seems to keep happening for some reason. I hope its not an omen.

[not_in_windows]

[verbal keysmashing]