TRICK-OR-TREATING EVENT-boozehounds

[realfakehero]

Ok, alright, you all need to line up, and stop shoving, the minibar doesn't seem to be emptying out. Just wait your turn, and all of you will get some. Except for you Wasted! I can see you trying to change costumes, and that doesn't work here! You've got twenty bottles, already you can't keep taking more

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[sluethproblem]

After escaping the MOON RABBIT's wrath, you happen upon a LARGE MAN distributing LIQUOR.

> Ask him for some BOOTLEG WHISKEY to help fuel your IMAGINATION

You ask for some BOOTLEG WHISKEY

[realfakehero]

You give this strange fellow some DOMESTICATED TURKEY. You've never heard of the brand before, but it sure smelled good!

>Ask the RABBIT ALIGNED MAN what happened to him.

[sluethproblem]

> Relate your story in a hard boiled manner

You blithely tell the LARGE MAN the general story of PROBLEM SLEUTH. You make numerous references to weird puzzle shit. You also mention getting stuck in a room with a panicking rabbit and of your getting DEMONIC CANDY CORN.

You put your DOMESTICATED TURKEY into your inventory.

[realfakehero]

>Convince PROBLEM SLEUTH to get rid of his DEMONIC CANDY CORN

You make an effort to show why it is a bad idea to associate with DEMONIC CANDY CORN. You attempt to explain this without going into too many specifics other than the possible mutations and diseases that you've seen sported by those who associate with demon artifacts in the past. Since you've fought against Nurgle worshipers, the description of the diseases is pretty horrible.

[sluethproblem]

The LARGE MAN has a point. But, its some kind of CANDY CORN and you LOVE CANDY CORN.

> Use the purifying power of SEPULCHRITUDE to de-DEMONIFY the DEMONIC CANDY CORN

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Hopefully the LARGE MAN WILL BEAT YOU FOR EVEN TRYING.

[realfakehero]

>Give him the Hairy Eyeball.

You give the man a FUNNY LOOK. It's shaming properties will hopefully prevent him from ever trying to do that thing again. Whatever it was. He probably shouldn't be doing it anyways.

>Suggest an exorcism for his CANDY CORN.

You propose that a sufficiently powerful priest or holy creature might be able to destroy the demon possessing the candy.

[sluethproblem]

The FUNNY LOOK renders you unable and unwilling to attempt SEPULCHRITUDE this session. When the man mentions holy creatures, you think of just the right one.

Pity you can't call the guy that might be able to get him

> Ask LARGE MAN for a FILM NOIR PHONE

[realfakehero]

The little guy seems to want your vox. He can't have it though! If the Navy shows up to evacuate you, you'll need that to dust off before they lance the castle from orbit.

>Suggest he use the PAYPHONES in the CASTLE GATES.