Comments | realfakehero: TRICK-OR-TREATING EVENT-boozehounds

realfakehero

TRICK-OR-TREATING EVENT-boozehounds

Oct 30, 2009 22:48

Ok, alright, you all need to line up, and stop shoving, the minibar doesn't seem to be emptying out. Just wait your turn, and all of you will get some. Except for you Wasted! I can see you trying to change costumes, and that doesn't work here! You've got twenty bottles, already you can't keep taking more ( Read more... )

trick-or-treat

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oni_pandemonium October 31 2009, 03:50:21 UTC

Me!
Me!

Me!

[If you look down, you'll find that much of the line has been occupied but multiple tiny girls with horns that look exactly the same.]

realfakehero October 31 2009, 03:56:26 UTC

... oh warp no. There is simply no way are you all different people. One bottle for all of you.

[Hands over one bottle of Pete's Sake. Yes, that's the brand name, but it seems pretty high quality.]

oni_pandemonium October 31 2009, 04:37:38 UTC

Awwwwwwww.... [They all say it at once]

[They take the bottle anyway and scamper off]

realfakehero October 31 2009, 04:41:48 UTC

I wonder...are they always like that?

the_5th_doll October 31 2009, 05:30:34 UTC

You shouldn't give out alcohol to kids,

*There's Shinku, in her KunKun outfit, at your door.*

realfakehero October 31 2009, 12:18:00 UTC

I'm not. Come back when you're of legal majority.

the_5th_doll October 31 2009, 13:01:56 UTC

I am over 300 years old you know.

realfakehero October 31 2009, 14:17:58 UTC

I didn't know that, as a matter of fact. You certainly don't show a day of it. I suppose I could give you some, if that's what you want.

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ihartsweetcurry October 31 2009, 05:43:26 UTC

Oh, Hello.

[He smiles, dressed as a wolf-boy and he looks over what Cain has]

Huh... yo-you, uh, di-didn't get candy like ev-everyone else?

realfakehero October 31 2009, 12:19:02 UTC

Yes, it's odd, isn't it? This lot can't seem to get enough though.

ihartsweetcurry November 1 2009, 01:39:37 UTC

I'm not su-surprised, actually, Sir - co-considering this place, though some of it looks... dubious.

realfakehero November 1 2009, 02:36:50 UTC

Oh, I don't know about that. The good Senator tried to knock me out and take it all when he saw what I had. Something about the Tequila having a sandworm in it...

sluethproblem November 1 2009, 02:18:50 UTC

After escaping the MOON RABBIT's wrath, you happen upon a LARGE MAN distributing LIQUOR.

> Ask him for some BOOTLEG WHISKEY to help fuel your IMAGINATION

You ask for some BOOTLEG WHISKEY

realfakehero November 1 2009, 02:32:13 UTC

You give this strange fellow some DOMESTICATED TURKEY. You've never heard of the brand before, but it sure smelled good!

>Ask the RABBIT ALIGNED MAN what happened to him.

sluethproblem November 1 2009, 02:42:43 UTC

> Relate your story in a hard boiled manner

You blithely tell the LARGE MAN the general story of PROBLEM SLEUTH. You make numerous references to weird puzzle shit. You also mention getting stuck in a room with a panicking rabbit and of your getting DEMONIC CANDY CORN.

You put your DOMESTICATED TURKEY into your inventory.

realfakehero November 1 2009, 02:49:17 UTC

>Convince PROBLEM SLEUTH to get rid of his DEMONIC CANDY CORN

You make an effort to show why it is a bad idea to associate with DEMONIC CANDY CORN. You attempt to explain this without going into too many specifics other than the possible mutations and diseases that you've seen sported by those who associate with demon artifacts in the past. Since you've fought against Nurgle worshipers, the description of the diseases is pretty horrible.

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