Deux~ {voix}

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

ANTONIO. Eef I wake up one more time with turtles in my bed, zey will be made into turtle soup!

[Insert a little "harumph" here, and some soft crinkles of him smoothing out his shirt.] Now zat zat ees over with...

Ladies, eef you are interested in attending a picnic with mon ami et moi, eet would be my pleasure to serve you~ ze food will be of ze

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[tomatoplz]

¿Tortugas? But I--

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[tomatoplz]

Turtle soup!?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Oui! I cannot 'ave zeese turtles loose in ze bedroom! Fix it!

[tomatoplz]

But they have done nothing bad hombre! They just like your bed!

[princetype_suou]

I love French picnics~

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

You do? C'est magnifique! Someone who appreciates ze ways of ze French!

Would you like to attend, as well?

[princetype_suou]

I grew up there! It is a truly marvelous country, my new home in England, I fear, will never compare!

I would love to, but I can't. I must stay home~

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

C'est vrai! You 'ave wonderful tastes, mon ami! How unfortunate zat you are stuck in such a...how to put eet...dreadful place!

[donttelldaddy]

...the majority of females who will be reading this are underage. Is this appropriate?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

A lady ees a lady no matter 'er age, no?

[donttelldaddy]

They're your students. Inviting them to your home should probably not be made so public.

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Not to ze house, to a picnic! Zere ees a difference, ma fifille~

[lovinggoddess]

Oh! I love picnics.

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

You do! Zen you shall attend, no?

[lovinggoddess]

Are all the teachers invited? I do love spending time with everyone.

oh lord she's half-Veela *swoon~*

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Eef zey also wish to come, zey are more zan welcome!

Mademoiselle, I do not wish to be rude, but I don't believe I 'ave 'ad ze delight in knowing your name?

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[the_swampdoc]

[BRB - Facepalming and wishing this guy would just STFU, because this French guy thinks he's ALL THAT.]