Deux~ {voix}

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

ANTONIO. Eef I wake up one more time with turtles in my bed, zey will be made into turtle soup!

[Insert a little "harumph" here, and some soft crinkles of him smoothing out his shirt.] Now zat zat ees over with...

Ladies, eef you are interested in attending a picnic with mon ami et moi, eet would be my pleasure to serve you~ ze food will be of ze

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[tomatoplz]

¿Tortugas? But I--

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[tomatoplz]

Turtle soup!?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Oui! I cannot 'ave zeese turtles loose in ze bedroom! Fix it!

[tomatoplz]

But they have done nothing bad hombre! They just like your bed!

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Exactly! Zey cannot be in my bed, zat is ze problem! Beautiful women and men belong zere, not...turtles!

[tomatoplz]

Maybe they like you amigo?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Well, I am, as zey say, irresistible~
But zat is not the matter at 'and! Remove zem!

[tomatoplz]

Esta bien, lo haré. I'll get them soon.

Just don't turn them into soup por favor?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Merci, Antonio.

Eef you get 'ere quick enough, zey will be safe.

Ah, but after you get zem out, you are welcome to stay longer~

[tomatoplz]

Ningún problema Francis.

Okay. ¿Por qué? Do you have something else for me hombre?

[rdwhtnsacrebleu]

Per'aps~ you will 'ave to find out later, no?

[tomatoplz]

Haha, okay hombre.