Funny Sign of the DayOn the way home from my doctor's appointment in Milwaukee, I passed a Pharmaceutical company. Their sign said "Hernia Awareness Month". THAT is funny ( Read more... )

Sorry, no Funny Item of the Day today. Today is an EVIL entry ( Read more... )

Funny Blonde Joke of the Day"Lunch Time ( Read more... )

Funny News of the Day"Contestants Break Bones Chasing Cheese ( Read more... )

Funny World Record of the Day
"Longest Ear Hair"
Radhakant Bajpai of India has a hair sprouting from the center of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures 5.19 in. (13.2 cm) at its longest point.
-Brought to you by Guinness World Records 2005

Funny Story of the DayA man in Australia called his wife a "fat ox". Visibly upset, the woman ( Read more... )

Funny Dictionary Word of the Day:
- "weewee", v: to eliminate urine

Brought to you by dictionary.com, the best place to find words you wanna know, and words that shouldn't be there but are funny ( Read more... )

It's time for a well-deserved update. So, I'm finally home. After thirty-three grueling weeks of college, I'm back home. Am I happy to be back in Freeport? Most people would say no...I would say yes ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while. A record two weeks since I've posted in my LiveJournal, but after being urged to update, I suppose it couldn't hurt. So let the fun begin ( Read more... )

So...the time has finally come, for the first time in my life, to upgrade my jeans size. Nah, I'm just messing. BUT...I have gained 10 lbs. this month. I am tied for the all-time high weight of my life: 120 lbs. Pathetic...but it works for me . It's a good weight for me, because while I'm still relatively skinny, I'm also athletically toned ( Read more... )

Wake me up!

It's weird how the human tendency to be nice to spare a person's feelings can actually do the opposite of what it's meant to do. When you pretend to be nice or tolerate a person for so long to spare their feelings, you might think it's a good game to play...after all, I'm sure you mean well. What happens when that person finds out it ( Read more... )