ROTFLMAO! This is precisely why you MUST be my baby mama. The fact that you used the word "scooch" sealed the deal. XD Classic, man - remind me not to read your journal when I'm drinking hot beverage and surrounded by people who don't care for me making a loud "PFFFTTTT!" noise and shooting said hot beverage out of my nose & mouth in a sprinkler-like fashion.
Actually... this sounds like a conversation you and I might have. Only I can't resist the peer pressure, so I'd probably end up racing. I wonder who would bail us out of jail?
All right, since it means that much to you, I'll be your baby mama, though I really think you ought to do the right thing and put a ring on my finger first. Are you TRYING to get us on Springer? That being said, whenever Snakes on a Plane comes out on DVD, we have to rent it and watch it together so we can make fun of it. I'm serious, this thing has potential to go down in movie history as one of the all-time comedy classics! What's the story on "scooch", though? Do they not say that in Calif? Around here, it's pretty common.
Oh, and in case I forget, don't read my journal while you're drinking a hot beverage and surrounded by people who don't care for you making a loud "PFFFTTTT!" noise and shooting said hot beverage out of your nose and mouth in a sprinkler-like fashion.
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What do they know? They are disembodied.
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Actually... this sounds like a conversation you and I might have. Only I can't resist the peer pressure, so I'd probably end up racing. I wonder who would bail us out of jail?
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Oh, and in case I forget, don't read my journal while you're drinking a hot beverage and surrounded by people who don't care for you making a loud "PFFFTTTT!" noise and shooting said hot beverage out of your nose and mouth in a sprinkler-like fashion.
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