Ambulance chasing in reverse
And now I present, for your entertainment, a scene that happened while my sister and I were coming back from dinner last night.
Kathy is driving home. Keith is in the seat next to her. An ambulance whizzes past them.
Keith: Are you going to take that? Are you going to let that ambulance beat you?
Kathy: I don't think it would be good etiquette to drag race an ambulance.
Keith: But look at it this way. You'll be giving him extra motivation to get to his destination as quickly as possible.
Kathy: Perhaps, but what if I wreck? I don't think he'd stop for me.
Keith: He'd have to! He's an ambulance- it's his duty!
Kathy: No he wouldn't. He's already carrying another person in the back.
Keith: So? I'm sure you could make that guy scooch over for you.
Kathy: True. I don't take up that much room.
Unfortunately, by this point, the ambulance was out of sight, and our hopes of winning the Hospital Parkway 500 were sadly dashed.
And now, for your further entertainment (or your mental distress), here's the same scene replayed, only with Sam Jackson in the car instead of me.
Kathy is driving home. Sam Jackson is in the seat next to her. An ambulance whizzes past them.
Sam: Are you going to take that? Are you going to let that motherf*@#&$ ambulance beat you, bitch?
Kathy: I don't think it would be good etiquette to drag race an ambulance.
Sam: But look at it this way, bitch! You'll be giving that motherf*@#&$ extra motivation to get to his destination as quickly as possible.
Kathy: Perhaps, but what if I wreck? I don't think he'd stop for me.
Sam: He'd have to! He's a motherf*@#&$ ambulance- it's his motherf*@#&$ duty, bitch!
Kathy: No he wouldn't. He's already carrying another person in the back.
Sam: So? I'm sure you could make that mother*@#&$ scooch over for you.
Kathy: True. I don't take up that much room.
Sam: Damn right you don't, bitch! Aaaaaggh! THERE'S MOTHERF*@#&$ SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER*@#&$ AMBULANCE!
*sigh* Anyone know a good therapist?
Kathy is driving home. Keith is in the seat next to her. An ambulance whizzes past them.
Keith: Are you going to take that? Are you going to let that ambulance beat you?
Kathy: I don't think it would be good etiquette to drag race an ambulance.
Keith: But look at it this way. You'll be giving him extra motivation to get to his destination as quickly as possible.
Kathy: Perhaps, but what if I wreck? I don't think he'd stop for me.
Keith: He'd have to! He's an ambulance- it's his duty!
Kathy: No he wouldn't. He's already carrying another person in the back.
Keith: So? I'm sure you could make that guy scooch over for you.
Kathy: True. I don't take up that much room.
Unfortunately, by this point, the ambulance was out of sight, and our hopes of winning the Hospital Parkway 500 were sadly dashed.
And now, for your further entertainment (or your mental distress), here's the same scene replayed, only with Sam Jackson in the car instead of me.
Kathy is driving home. Sam Jackson is in the seat next to her. An ambulance whizzes past them.
Sam: Are you going to take that? Are you going to let that motherf*@#&$ ambulance beat you, bitch?
Kathy: I don't think it would be good etiquette to drag race an ambulance.
Sam: But look at it this way, bitch! You'll be giving that motherf*@#&$ extra motivation to get to his destination as quickly as possible.
Kathy: Perhaps, but what if I wreck? I don't think he'd stop for me.
Sam: He'd have to! He's a motherf*@#&$ ambulance- it's his motherf*@#&$ duty, bitch!
Kathy: No he wouldn't. He's already carrying another person in the back.
Sam: So? I'm sure you could make that mother*@#&$ scooch over for you.
Kathy: True. I don't take up that much room.
Sam: Damn right you don't, bitch! Aaaaaggh! THERE'S MOTHERF*@#&$ SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER*@#&$ AMBULANCE!
*sigh* Anyone know a good therapist?