GABE IS A JEW.

[rawkenr0ll]

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS WHOLE MEGILEH;
Or, Gabe Is A Jew, A Miniprimer.

Part One: The Superficial Evidence.

AKA some pictures that make it obvious if you know how to recognize the symptoms.

Comments

[nova_bright]

Also, there is that pic where Gabe has 'Jews rule' written on his knuckles.

This is awesome, by the way. :D

[rawkenr0ll]

NEVER SEEN IT, THEREFORE MY LIFE IS LACKING.

[iamsupernova]

OMG I AM GONNA WRITE THAT ON MY KNUCKLES

EMILY: YOU + ME MATCHING KNUCKLE TATTS FTMFW?

[rawkenr0ll]

OMFG YES
YESYESYES

[rawkenr0ll]

I THOUGHT THAT, BUT I WASN'T SURE, SO I WAS JUST GONNA TRUST ARIELLE BECAUSE I AM A LAZY ASS WHO CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO GOOGLE IT. I'M SICK, OKAY. I DRAGGED MYSELF OUT OF BED TO DO THIS.

Oh, come on, he looks like he's Sphardic. It's like saying a black person looks black. They don't have to dress "like a black person", they just look like one. Because they are one. As to "half-breed", I really wanted to say "biracial", but that's not really a term you can use in this context, so I settled by adding a "so to speak" and hoping no-one would be offended. Sorry! If you really think I should change it, I will.

[iamsupernova]

At least he doesn't wear huge hoodies with fur hood trip and gel his hair up into fauxhawks like the Moroccan Mafia who lurk the mall near our school.

[iamsupernova]

WILL READ LATER

FOR NOW:

ON THE PUNK GOES 80S ALBUM:

"YOUR LOVE" BY THE OUTFIELD

COVERED MY MIDTOWN

[rawkenr0ll]

UH I'VE HAD THAT ON MY IPOD FOR WEEKS
HOW GOOD IS THAT PART, I THINK IT'S AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND VERSE, WHERE HE LIKE SCREAMS IT? OMG GOOD. I WISH HE DID THAT MORE OFTEN.

[iamsupernova]

HOLD UP

ALEX SUAREZ IS HALF JEWISH

[rawkenr0ll]

THAT IS FALSEFAX, SRY2SAY.

[iamsupernova]

HOW DO WE KNOW

I MEAN I FORGOT TO ASK HER FOR CONFIRMATION

BUT HOW DO WE KNOW EITHER WAY

[rawkenr0ll]

I've always heard that he and Ryland worked there "even though neither of us are Jewish".

Also, don't you think it would've come up, seeing how Gabe's all "HOMG JEW POWER"? I feel like it would've been a thing if Gabe, Elisa and Alex were all Jews, you know? Like a "lol Jews can't dance" thing?

[britchick5000]

I <3 this primer and all it's lovely Gabey-goodness.
Also, it's all the yiddish that boy uses that made me go o_O really when the AP article came out and said he was half-sephardi. I guess the Jewish community in my area is so tiny that we don't have "Moroccan Mafia" to compare him to :)

[rawkenr0ll]

Oh, yeah. We have the full range. Hell, we have separate synagogues, separate schools, racism between denominations- the full deal. WHOOP-DEE-DOO.