GABE IS A JEW.

[rawkenr0ll]

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS WHOLE MEGILEH;
Or, Gabe Is A Jew, A Miniprimer.

Part One: The Superficial Evidence.

AKA some pictures that make it obvious if you know how to recognize the symptoms.

Comments

[rawkenr0ll]

I THOUGHT THAT, BUT I WASN'T SURE, SO I WAS JUST GONNA TRUST ARIELLE BECAUSE I AM A LAZY ASS WHO CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO GOOGLE IT. I'M SICK, OKAY. I DRAGGED MYSELF OUT OF BED TO DO THIS.

Oh, come on, he looks like he's Sphardic. It's like saying a black person looks black. They don't have to dress "like a black person", they just look like one. Because they are one. As to "half-breed", I really wanted to say "biracial", but that's not really a term you can use in this context, so I settled by adding a "so to speak" and hoping no-one would be offended. Sorry! If you really think I should change it, I will.

[iamsupernova]

At least he doesn't wear huge hoodies with fur hood trip and gel his hair up into fauxhawks like the Moroccan Mafia who lurk the mall near our school.

[rawkenr0ll]

...I'M SURE HE DOES IN SECRET. I'M SURE. I'M SURE WHE HAS A DETACHABLE FUR HOODIE ON HIS WINTER COAT SO HE CAN TAKE IT OFF WHEN HE'S WITH ASHKENAZIM AND REATTACH IT WHEM HE'S WITH SPHARDIM. TRUFAX.

ARIELLE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS MORE. AND MAYBE COMMENTFIC.

IN OTHER NEWS, MY NEXT PRIMER, INSTEAD OF BEING "WHAT WERE YOU DOING DURING THE ANIMAL HOLOCAUST; OR, GABE SAPORTA IS A VEGETARIAN" WILL BE "MY SUBMISSION OS YOUR ADDICTION; OR, WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE GABE AS A SUBBY COCKSLUT, END OF STORY."

MY LIFE. IS IT EXCELLENT, NO?

[iamsupernova]

OH MANNNN

WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO WRITE GABE-IN-PRIVATE-JEWISH-SCHOOL

HE WAS US

[iamsupernova]

I NEVER SAID CHAROSET WAS THE HORSERADISH ONE

I CAN SEE HOW YOU ASSUMED THAT

BUT NO

I JUST DECIDED I WOULD RATHER LICK CHAROSET OFF GABE SAPORTA'S HIP-DIPS THAN MAROR.

[rawkenr0ll]

...I SUCK. ALSO, YUM, CHAROSET. AND LOL HIP-DIPS.