True story that I cannot post on FB because my 65 yr old mom would just die if it ever got back to her that I shared this with anyone:
Me: (to the other driver that cut me off just before the construction zone): Gaah! Stop driving like a dushbag!
Mom: Don't say dushbag.
Me: What??? He irritates my vagina.
Mom: Don't say vagina, it's a swear word!
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