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[ravenmimura]

"Sad and roast beef is better than sad and no roast beef."

Comments

[taowulf]

mmmm, roast beef. Now I am sad I have no roast beef.

[ravenmimura]

i'm sad you have no roast beef, too.

but if you did have roast beef, i'd still be sad, but at least you'd have roast beef.

[taowulf]

But wouldn't you be happy for me that I had roast beef?

[ravenmimura]

i'm afraid that's just not how it works.

sad and roast beef is better than sad and no roast beef.

[assassinpandora]

Is there cheese?

[ravenmimura]

sad and roast beef with cheese is better than sad and no roast beef and/or no cheese.

[rubberbondage]

true

[danaid_luv]

Can't argue with that. But after scrolling through the comments, if I read 'roast beef' once more, I'm going to hit the kitchen & grumble at you; I think I forgot to eat dinner. *face-palm*

[taowulf]

roast beef

roast beef

roast beef

Is it like the Candyman?

[danaid_luv]

You, sir, are a ba*stard.

OMMNOMMNOMM...

[ravenmimura]

sorry, luv.

i mostly forget to eat everything but dinner. ish.

i don't know. i have a meal, not sure what it's called when you only have one. "Meal", i guess.

i'd bring you a roa*st be*ef if i could. i wouldn't be happy, but i wouldn't stop you from being happy.

[mahariel]

Counteract the sad with no roast beef with a oreos and milk? Made my evening better.

-Victoria

[ravenmimura]

sad and oreos and milk is better than sad and no oreos and milk.