funny things i said last night at chris' bday party

[ravenmccoy]

becky: so what did you get for your birthday?
chris: a bunch of DVDs. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly...
becky: ooh, i wanted to see that! And?
chris: In the Valley of Elah...
becky: I wanted to see that, too!
chris: I also got a Junkie XL CD.
becky: ooh, burn that for me! what else did we get for your birthday?

dance: let me walk you to your car. I

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[asindreams]

Seth: "Turtle rape? Oh, I read about that! Yeah! Oh wait! It was actually a seal, and it raped a penguin. Well, tried to rape a penguin. And failed."
Becky: "That's nothing like turtle rape."
Seth: "You're right. It's BETTER."