funny things i said last night at chris' bday party
becky: so what did you get for your birthday?
chris: a bunch of DVDs. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly...
becky: ooh, i wanted to see that! And?
chris: In the Valley of Elah...
becky: I wanted to see that, too!
chris: I also got a Junkie XL CD.
becky: ooh, burn that for me! what else did we get for your birthday?
dance: let me walk you to your car. I wouldn't want you to get raped.
becky: yeah, I didn't shave today. That would be embarrassing.
dance: the guy who tattooed me, he has girls come in all the time and want a free tattoo. And he gives them one, but he gets to decide what it is and where it is. So he usually inks a penis on their chest.
becky: ew! i cannot believe that! when i got my penis tattooed on my chest, I had to pay full price.
third person: why would anybody agree to getting a penis tattooed on them forever?
becky: well, you could get a tattoo of a penis on your penis, kind of like an outline. Ya know, makes it pop.
becky: (out of nowhere) I paid sooo much money for this scarf, you guys.
and then scarf talk continued:
seth: did you make that yourself at Scarf University?
becky: yeah, I majored in Scarf theory. Which means we didn't actually make our own scarves, but we read about scarves made by other people throughout history.
did i miss anything else funny? there has to be more. i know there was a lot of turtle rape talk and such. also, Jack McBrayer walking out as we were walking in!