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[ravencapt]

Harry Potter was too fucking lucky in Quidditch. The End.

Things I Have Done Since I Came To Barcelona:

SAN FERMIN, which included bull racing in some place called "País Vasco". This was yesterday, bloody amazing.

I've eaten all kinds of spicy food, not too spicy, but spicy enough.

Not mine but: Cho ate bull bollocks. Brave girl.

The Patil

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[swanchang]

- We need to run with the bulls every year and then when we get old, we'll allow the bulls to trample us to death in a fantastic blaze of blood.

- No comment on my diet, thank you very much.

- Just because a Patil twin is in the house doesn't mean you shagged them.

- But have you looked at your untanned upper thighs? Don't you dare sunbathe nude in the courtyard. Marietta's delicate eyes may suffer.

- It's paella, wanker.

- Yes, I found the sea overrated. I want a pet shark, though.

[swanchang]

NO MORE OF THE RAVENCLAW WAY. NO MORE NO MORE.

That aside-- Roger, you've made me smile.

[ravencapt]

How about Boot spouting something about the real meaning of Valentine's Day? SUCH IS THE RAVENCLAW GAY? I get two shots for that, one for Boot and one for that pun.

You have a permanent smile from the rum, you can't FOOL ME.

[swanchang]

Listen here, you, leave my babies alone. Their love is... very extraordinarily gay, you're right, but I don't care, I'm going to sprinkle them with rose petals one day and then they'll kiss and birds will come shooting from their arses and a rainbow will fly across the sky and we'll all ride off on unicorns! Big, beautiful unicorns!

You're probably right!

[ravencapt]

Oy, I like them. I think. They just ought to stay away from me. BIRDS SHOOTING FROM THEIR ARSES, WHAT? Does your comment deserve a shot? Maybe it does.

I have to take a piss, and then I may or may not die on my bed. The action under my sheets is probably not going to happen tonight, dammit, I got you drunk and now what! Fucking queer past.

[swanchang]

Tomorrow, tomorrow, in the meantime, take me somewhere I can sleep, please. And leave the bottle with me, I think I'll need it when I wake up.

[ravencapt]

SPOONING TIME.

[diggoryamos]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

[ravencapt]

Nothing, Mister Diggory we were just joking, Cho is still a virgin, sir.

[diggoryamos]

YOU LISTEN HERE YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING A PISS ABOUT HER BECAUSE THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER AND COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF AND WHILE YOU MIGHT THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL YOU CAN RUN WILD OUT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU'VE DRAGGED THIS INNOCENT GIRL AND DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, AND YOU'LL DO WELL TO LISTEN MAN BECAUSE NEXT TIME I'LL BEAT IT INTO YOU I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ON THE QUDDITCH TEAM WHEN I WAS A LAD BUT I KNOW A THING OR TO ABOUT BEATING SOMEONE AN INCH WITHIN THEIR LIVES AND YOU'RE BE SORRY YOU EVER THOUGHT OF MAKING SUCH A TASTELESS, SENSELESS, TACTLESS, RECKLESS, BRAINLESS, POINTLESS, AND HEEDLESS REMARKS AND REALLY, I AM APPALLED BY WHAT DUMBLEDORE'S STUDENTS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO IN THE WAYS OF ETHICS AND MORALS AND DON'T THINK MY BEING OLDER THAN YOU WILL STOP ME FROM COMING DOWN THERE AND DUELING YOU PROPERLY, BOY, I WORK IN THE MINISTRY AND MANTICORES ARE KNOWN TO CHEW OFF ALL A MAN'S LIMBS BEFORE THEY DEVOUR HIM, I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY VERY

THOSE ARE A LOT OF CAPITALS, SIR.

[ravencapt]

CHO SAYS THAT ONCE SHE SOBERS UP SHE WILL GO LIVE WITH YOU AND BE CHASTE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.

YOU DESERVED EVERY LAST ONE

[diggoryamos]

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. I'LL BUILD HER A TOWER, FAR AWAY FROM YOU, MR DAVIES.

YES I DID

[ravencapt]

Can I ask how do you know me? Is it from Cedric's birthday parties because you know I was there adn you had a lovely house (I heard you moved) and um, I told you wife she was fit! I still think so! Not that I want to go with your wife or anything! Or Cho! We're just adolescents having fun!

Honest!

Re: YES I DID

[diggoryamos]

WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO START WITH THIS.

Re: YES I DID

[ravencapt]

Sorry.

[ravencapt]

WRONG PICTURE.