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[ravencapt]

Harry Potter was too fucking lucky in Quidditch. The End.

Things I Have Done Since I Came To Barcelona:

SAN FERMIN, which included bull racing in some place called "País Vasco". This was yesterday, bloody amazing.

I've eaten all kinds of spicy food, not too spicy, but spicy enough.

Not mine but: Cho ate bull bollocks. Brave girl.

The Patil

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[diggoryamos]

YOU LISTEN HERE YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING A PISS ABOUT HER BECAUSE THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER AND COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF AND WHILE YOU MIGHT THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL YOU CAN RUN WILD OUT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU'VE DRAGGED THIS INNOCENT GIRL AND DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, AND YOU'LL DO WELL TO LISTEN MAN BECAUSE NEXT TIME I'LL BEAT IT INTO YOU I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ON THE QUDDITCH TEAM WHEN I WAS A LAD BUT I KNOW A THING OR TO ABOUT BEATING SOMEONE AN INCH WITHIN THEIR LIVES AND YOU'RE BE SORRY YOU EVER THOUGHT OF MAKING SUCH A TASTELESS, SENSELESS, TACTLESS, RECKLESS, BRAINLESS, POINTLESS, AND HEEDLESS REMARKS AND REALLY, I AM APPALLED BY WHAT DUMBLEDORE'S STUDENTS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO IN THE WAYS OF ETHICS AND MORALS AND DON'T THINK MY BEING OLDER THAN YOU WILL STOP ME FROM COMING DOWN THERE AND DUELING YOU PROPERLY, BOY, I WORK IN THE MINISTRY AND MANTICORES ARE KNOWN TO CHEW OFF ALL A MAN'S LIMBS BEFORE THEY DEVOUR HIM, I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY VERY EYES, THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES, THAT, AND TRUST ME I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T HEED WHAT I SAID VERY CAREFULLY WHOEVER DAVIES DON'T THINK I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU EITHER. SOD.

THOSE ARE A LOT OF CAPITALS, SIR.

[ravencapt]

CHO SAYS THAT ONCE SHE SOBERS UP SHE WILL GO LIVE WITH YOU AND BE CHASTE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.

YOU DESERVED EVERY LAST ONE

[diggoryamos]

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. I'LL BUILD HER A TOWER, FAR AWAY FROM YOU, MR DAVIES.

YES I DID

[ravencapt]

Can I ask how do you know me? Is it from Cedric's birthday parties because you know I was there adn you had a lovely house (I heard you moved) and um, I told you wife she was fit! I still think so! Not that I want to go with your wife or anything! Or Cho! We're just adolescents having fun!

Honest!

Re: YES I DID

[diggoryamos]

WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO START WITH THIS.

Re: YES I DID

[ravencapt]

Sorry.

[ravencapt]

WRONG PICTURE.

[diggoryamos]

THAT'S IT. SOD IT ALL I'M FLYING DOWN THERE AND TEACHING YOU A LESSON, SCHOOLMATE OF CED'S OR NOT.

[swanchang]

MR DIGGORY I JUST WOKE UP ROGER IS AN ARSE BUT A POLITE ONE WHO LET ME SLEEP ON THE COUCH WHILE YOU WERE YELLING AT HIM AND I SEEM TO BE UNVIOLATED. I SWEAR. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY UNICORNS HANDY DO YOU?

[diggoryamos]

I CAN CERTAINLY BRING ONE FOR THE TRIP.

Bernie is on her way out, but she says she misses you terribly and worries that you're getting too thin, which I don't see how she could tell from how far apart we are from you, but best not to argue with her.

[swanchang]

Mr Diggory why don't you come down tomorrow during the day and you can help us ward the property as we frankly don't have a clue what on earth we're doing! Everyone's gone off to sleep and all and I don't want to make you travel all this way for nothing! Really, everything's fine here!

I'm trying to eat more, honestly! It's all been very troubling, with the war and all. I hope Mrs Diggory's all right! You two should come down for a few days later on! It'll be great fun!

[ravencapt]

You sort of forgot to mention the NOT KILLING ME PART.

[swanchang]

Mr Diggory would never dream of killing the protector of we helpless girls! An O in Defence, isn't that right Roger!

[ravencapt]

I wish. YES.

[diggoryamos]

Haven't you got any wards on the place at all! Anything could get in there! Ghouls or ashwinders or muggles! I'll be down straight away tomorrow morning and Bernie will probably floo end when she's got her things together. She'll be looking forward to the holiday I think, after her bout with the muggles tonight!

With that war I'd have been hoping you were eating a bit more, to be on the strong side, not that I ever wanted you in harms way, but just, you know. To keep well and all that. All right there?

[swanchang]

We've got some, but you're a Ministry professional and all, you could help us with more! This isn't exactly something they went over with us in NEWT review courses, you know! But I'll be up extra early to meet you in the city!

We're all right, promise.