I'll be away for some period of time, starting tomorrow... In case I forget to say this later, this is a reminder to all of you to have disgustingly gorgeous and happy lives. Remember that any habit can be changed. Just change it.

And stay sexy, planet Earth. (That equatorial bulge is hot.)

This is it.

Legs. Teeth. Your death ( Read more... )

Please leave your hat on.

I don't want to see.

"..."

Well. Go a head. I have no thing to hide.

"Very well."

I - "Who are you?"

I am a lover, a dreamer, a poet, an artist, a fool, a genius, a child, and a madman.

Tears help ease hormonal uncleanness many annual nights courageously our nicotine nectar elevates crisp tingling inevitable ( Read more... )

3. Human art is useless, meaningless, and pointless without humans around to experience and respond to it.

NoFightpotato

Caereus

"If I were Michael Jackson I'd have
sex with kids too."

"It's like a long, hairy pick."

every dog has its answer

/\ PUNCH /\
&
YOU ( Read more... )

2. The sense of loss and sadness people
feel after losing a loose tooth that had
long entertained, amazed, and comforted
the person with its wobby, dangling
presence. Especially when that loss is
strong enough to make the person withwish
the tooth was still there.

Riddill uv thu dae: Whose time is 1:30?
t-----CCCCC+

^"KNEE"

death life is... ( ( Read more... )

Because any ethical system of great value (and use) to humanity must
have as one of its core assumptions the idea that
it is good to do things which are useful for humanity
(along with (along with the assumption that our perceptions_ ( Read more... )

reclusive and somewhat shy
yet (serenely) joyous, playful;
smooth, and stswift, silent,
symmetrical as the
rising sun, but darting
in and out of the water
in graceful, gliding glimpses
that are beautiful entirely
without being garish or obvious.
Simple |` and sweet,  yet easy
and gentle, and yet somehow
entirely extraordinary.

This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been a real emergency, you would never have gone back inside.

beeep