i am beautiful in my own way

This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman ( Read more... )

dipped out on usa, shits jake. snuck into casino with my nigga chike, lost 6 bones, got kicked out the second time. bill got nervous as fuck goin over border, scammed little kids in poker, and almost died driving home in the shitty ass weather. but all in all, euclids raw as fuck

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yeah. no liscense till im 21....

hahahahaa. fucking crazy dave is raw as fuuuuuck. if you got aids, spread it around and take some lives. er somethin. isssssson

freakin A, just got suspended. so i decided to give my lj a new layout. also fucked with my myspace a lil bit. check it out. and im going to the monster truck show next weekend, raw as fuuuck. holla at me if yer down....

Too drunk.. too drunk to fuck.

fuck. the eagles suck...

damn, just got done filming for my movie for film and media. shits bout to be banger as fuck. basically its about 2 army dudes tryin to get money to buy this chair off ebay. basiaclly, all that needs to be said is, dance off with jc and chris from nsync. just wait for the premier ( Read more... )

o shit. ok, basically went all the way to big happys today for it to be closed. what the fuck. then go to mcdonalds and order 9 mcchickens and a cheeseburger. we only got 8 mcchickens, so i go in and the owners like, i packed em myself, there were 9. so i tell the dude to fuck off and he kicks me and calarco out. so we just went home, what a waste ( Read more... )