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[ratatosk_knight]

[Ratatosk out walking around is rather unusual in and of itself, but what makes this scene TRULY strange is the fact that he has a caboose in the form of a small, fluffy baby squirrel, who is following him around and calling him... "Mama"?

... well, that's different. And Ratatosk is most decidedly NOT pleased.]Dammit, will you cut that out? I

Comments

[neverplaysfair]

How horrible of you to say such a thing to your child. [ Josh is totally giggling under his breath here. ]

[ratatosk_knight]

It's not my child!

[And of course, the squirrel chooses that moment to go "Mama?"]

[neverplaysfair]

Oh, your poor... son. [ Or daughter. Whatever. ] Disowned by his own mother.

[ratatosk_knight]

Disowned, lost, it doesn't matter to me as long as it stops bothering me.

[neverplaysfair]

Hmm. Did you hate your parents?

[ratatosk_knight]

It's hard to hate something you never even had.

[neverplaysfair]

Well, no wonder you don't have any maternal instinct! [ He giggles. ]

[ratatosk_knight]

That's Marta's job. If you ask me, she's got too much of it sometimes.

[neverplaysfair]

Is Marta the father?

[ratatosk_knight]

Of course not!

[neverplaysfair]

Too bad. Maybe she'd be able to cover for you.

[ratatosk_knight]

Why don't you take it instead?

[neverplaysfair]

Because you're it's mother, of course. It's your responsibility.

[ratatosk_knight]

I just said I'm not its parent! The damn thing started following me for no reason.

[neverplaysfair]

It started following you because it made you its parent.

[ratatosk_knight]

Then it needs to make someone else its parent and stop bothering me.