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[ratatosk_knight]

[Ratatosk out walking around is rather unusual in and of itself, but what makes this scene TRULY strange is the fact that he has a caboose in the form of a small, fluffy baby squirrel, who is following him around and calling him... "Mama"?

... well, that's different. And Ratatosk is most decidedly NOT pleased.]Dammit, will you cut that out? I

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[neverplaysfair]

How horrible of you to say such a thing to your child. [ Josh is totally giggling under his breath here. ]

[neverplaysfair]

Too late. Now you have to take responsibility.

[ratatosk_knight]

Maybe I'll just leave it in the square so someone else can take it home.

[neverplaysfair]

That's if it will even let you.

[ratatosk_knight]

I'll tie it to a bench if I have to.

[neverplaysfair]

But then it will be even more defenseless! You'd be so cruel? [ He giggles. ]

[ratatosk_knight]

It's not my responsibility... whatever happens to it after that doesn't matter to me.

[neverplaysfair]

Even if it dies?

[ratatosk_knight]

Why would I care about a squirrel?

[neverplaysfair]

Because you're its mother.

[ratatosk_knight]

Will you shut up?

[His hand is drifting to the hilt of his sword now.]

[neverplaysfair]

I'm afraid I must politely decline your request. Hee hee.

[ratatosk_knight]

[Now you're going to find yourself with a sword pointed right at you, Josh.]

That wasn't a request.

[neverplaysfair]

[ Josh's hand drifts to his pocket and grips his cell phone, but he's otherwise unfazed. ]

Then why phrase it like one?

[ratatosk_knight]

Fine: shut up. Is that better?

[neverplaysfair]

The implications are more like what you intended. I still won't, unfortunately.