Here I am, sat next to your drunk, passed out, snoring ass in damn hotel room on this visit to see your family in Northern Ireland after hauling our, and our son's asses all the way here from England. Your son will be one tomorrow. I appreciate that we came because he shares a birthday with his great grandma, but I would have far rather had a ( Read more... )

I love FanFiction.net. Feel free to make fun of me for it, but I spend more time on that site than anywhere else. So yes, I'm a FanFiction geek. But here's something that annoys the crap out of me.

(For the record, I know that I'm overreacting a little bit, but I'm having a crappy day.)

So here's what happened. I was all happy today because I had ( Read more... )

I posted about my friend before: http://community.livejournal.com/rants/191079.htmlRead more... )

Why is it that women assume that men only want one thing ( Read more... )

I just hate it when people talk while they are getting food. I also hate it when people chew food and gum with there mouth open. I hate it when people snap there gum.

I hate and I mean hate girls who acted stupid to get guys and stuff. It makes me sad to see smart girls act like bimbos.

I hate when you loose pieces of your piercing jewelry, ESPECIALLY when it's a brand new piercing and not healed fully.

Where do the bits go anyways? 
Into a vortex with socks and guitar picks.

 To The People Working At The DMV ( Read more... )

You know what really grinds my gears?

( People who bring treats to the dog park. )

...I hate being the "cute" one. Yes, I'm a geek, yes, I get interested in odd things, and I like to talk about them ( Read more... )