but then again, it is The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4041

A boyfriend and girlfriend are talking. The girlfriend turns to the boyfriend and says, "Honey, how do you spell pedophilia?"
The boyfriend looks at her and says, "Gee, sweetheart, that's an awfully big word for an eight-year-old."

Okay, yeah, so I know it has been a while since I last posted, but I've been perusing a bunch of different things. I'm in a slight conundrum, and I figured I would come to my lj to get input ( Read more... )

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From Go-Quiz.com

"A good way to crush your ego is to walk into a restuarant with Orlando Bloom" -- David Benioff, scriptwriter for Troy

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This so better not suck.
http://troymovie.warnerbros.com/

FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot: Garlic London ( Read more... )

These quotes are from the short answers/essay from my sophomores' midterms. I love it when my kids show personality in their answers. I also find it amusing when they don't use words to their fullest extent. Here are the cream of the crop ( Read more... )

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