So Many Capps
Goddammit, I closed the page without saving again. Time to type up the final Capp household! Again!
Last time, I managed to cram the whole family into a shoebox, so Albany immediately pumped Goneril full of quads, just to spite me. They’ll be growing up this round, so I moved them into a bigger house.
Albany: Time to fill this one up with EVEN MORE BABIES.
Miranda: Please stop pulling that face.
Mercutio: A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE.
That’s not how the quote goes.
Mercutio: Yeah, I’m not stupid enough to curse my own family this time.
Anyway, Ariel enjoys playing ponies while she recuperates.
And Miranda rests by reading stories to Phoebe and Hermione.
Skill the ills away.
Goneril: Or Albany could make soup.
Oh, great idea lol, I forgot about that.
Cornwall: Think they’ll miss one?
Honestly? No.
Desdemona: Do I need to go back home and kick my uncle in the balls?
Nah, it’s fine.
Desdemona: But I want to. :(
Never mind that, it’s headmaster time!
And wow, we didn’t even need to feed this one!
Albany: And I made salmon too. I’m insulted.
Goneril: Oh well. Celebratory shag?
Goneril: You can leave the hat on.
Welcome to BABY JAIL.
Phoebe: EXCUSE ME CAN WE GET SOME HELP UP HERE!?
Cornwall: Did you hear something?
Goneril: Nah.
Miranda: Looking fiiine!
Some sweet sisterly bonding. I wonder what they’re talking about?
Miranda: You ever watch that cartoon about the old couple who survive a nuclear bomb? That was messed up.
Yeah, thanks for that mental trauma, Raymond Briggs.
Why are you starving?
Goneril: Got promoted!
You’d think they’d at least buy you dinner to celebrate.
Goneril: APPARENTLY NOT!
The nanny is as competent as ever.
Phoebe and Nerissa: So... sleepy...
Nanny: What’s that? You want another bottle?
Hal: Hey, seeing as you made all that mess, do you think you could clean it up?
Nanny: I don’t really want to, but I can’t refuse your influence.
Thankfully we’ll soon be free of bottle stank, because it’s birthday time! First up is Phoebe.
Desdemona: TOOT TOOT.
Phoebe: Visible hands!
Yes, I think it’s safe to say I fixed that problem. (Missing mesh for a repository bottom, made the whole body invisible.)
I don’t usually bother sharing traits, but I just had to screencap Phoebs here, who apparently would much rather be on a fishing boat...
...But hates the water!
Phoebe: I like being on the water, not in it. It’s not that deep. Unlike water. Yuck.
Next, Hermione.
And Rosalind... what are you all looking at?
Desdemona: Ugh, take a fucking guess.
Cornwall: *cracks knuckles* What? I’m not gonna do anything during the party.
So, Hermione.
And Rosalind.
Welp, Albany’s broken.
Hermione: What’s that? I got distracted by my hands.
Albany: help.
Rosalind: I feel so tall!
And now for the final quad, Nerissa.
Hal: THAT’S A BEAR!
Mercutio: A PLAGUE!!!
SHUT UP, MERCUTIO!!!
Oops.
I had a moment of concern when Goneril and Desdemona suddenly sprinted outside...
But it turned out they just wanted a water balloon fight.
Desdemona: I’m so stressed out about the play!
What play?
Oh, that play.
Hermione: I HATE SCHOOL I AM NOT HAVING FUN.
Miranda: And then a car crashed into the school and it burst into flames and burned down until there was nothing left.
Hermione: This is the greatest story ever.
Did you lot bring home the whole neighbourhood?
Hal: Dad said he wanted to see how many friends we could fit in here, for some reason.
I have no idea why Ariel dumped her homework in the attic, but Hal gave her a hand with it anyway.
Sophie: Trains?
Hal: Never seen one. I don’t think they exist.
Cornwall: And that’s how your science works.
Rosalind: Wow, that’s amazing! You’re so cool, Uncle Cornwall!
I just screencapped this because it’s adorable.
You’ve got like, a million relatives, the cheap bastards.
Beau: We should all be recycling more.
Miranda: Uh huh fascinating anyway, you want some cake? It’s Ariel’s birthday.
That’s right, Ariel’s becoming a teen now too.
Ariel: A teen with green fingers.
They look S1 to me.
Ariel: Oh hah hah. What’s my new LTW?
That’s... that’s a lot of plants. I’ll get you a garden plot. (Also yay, new LTW mod works!)
Goneril: Like the new underwear set?
Albany: No. Take it off immediately.
Um...
Sophie: I don’t talk to weebs.
Beatrice: :(
Oops.
Miranda: I don’t care what Uncle Cornwall says. This is how you science.
Buck: Sexy science!
Shouldn’t you be doing your own homework?
Miranda: Ugh, why is there so much of it!?
Because you keep not doing it.
Rosalind: Aliens! Uncle Cornwall said we should be looking out for them!
Phoebe: Des says Uncle Cornwall’s an idiot.
Rosalind: No offence, but Des is fifteen and spends every day in fairy cosplay.
They do all have beds, I swear!
They’re at school, you can go now.
Desdemona: Not yet. There’s something I gotta do.
What’s that?
Desdemona: And a one and a two and...
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
Desdemona: All right, uncle, put ‘em up!
Can you two NOT?
Desdemona: Fine. I’ll build a robot to do it instead.
Nerissa: WHY IS THERE NOTHING FUN IN THIS HOUSE?
Sure, why not.
Rosalind: I know there’s aliens out there. I’m gonna find them.
Goneril: No.
Makoto: I didn’t even-
Goneril: NO.
Goneril: So I thought as I have a day off tomorrow, I’d quit my job and find a new one that starts immediately, because I- I mean, we could really use the money.
Sure, why not.
Miranda: I’ve decided I want more than friendship.
Didn’t you want to flirt with Beau too?
Miranda: I can flirt with more than one person.
Miranda: Besides... triple bolts!
Can’t argue with that! But first, let’s do that date with Benedick.
Oh wow, he’s tiny!
Benedick: Actually this is the perfect height.
SCREAM
Mrs Crumplebottom: Nope, that’s too messed up even for me.
Benedick: *openly motorboats*
Desdemona: We got a pool table! Wanna play?
Hal: Sounds fun!
I do love a little sibling bonding.
Martha: Can I have a go? I wanted a lemonade stand too, but we live in an apartment, so I can’t.
Nerissa: Wow excuse me, it’s my turn next!
Martha: BOOOO YOU SUCK EVEN WORSE THAN HAL!
Adorable!
Oops.
Thank you, Benedick, but Miranda is in college now.
Miranda: Makeover. NOW.
Right on it!
Miranda: Also I’m supposed to have sunglasses.
Duly noted!
So um, I tried adjusting the values on the height mod because I was tired of the wonky animations and I fucked up.
Too poor, but I’ll lock it for you.
Goneril: Don’t you think a tropical vacation would be lovely, Ariel dear?
TOO. POOR.
Anyway, it’s the weekend, so I had Albany take all the children out for the day.
Hal: Never gonna give you up~
Desdemona: Yes, my ass is truly magical.
Phoebe: You should be arrested for that pun alone.
Rosalind: -And I still haven’t seen any aliens yet, but I’m gonna keep looking.
Cornwall: Excellent work, Rosalind. Stay vigilant. You never know when they might be working with Montys.
Hermione: What’s that?
Nerissa: Is it real?
Hermione: I don’t think so.
Townie: I can hear you, you know.
Promotions all round!
Goneril: OK kids, be good for your dad, see you in a week!
And the week ends with Goneril temporarily moving out to go stay in the main Capp house for the next round! Because I suspect Consort won’t last the whole week, and Juliette will be off to college, and Hermia and Tybalt aren’t due to graduate until the round after, so Goneril will be housesitting.
Goneril: Just out of curiosity, what are the squatting laws again?
Haha! Funny joke! Until next time!
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